Artie is gay

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gay Gold

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    He has all the signs of a guy tortured by not being able to come out.

    1) He has verbally abused gay men on a regular basis (High Pitch Mike, in his comedy routines).

    2) He throws around the word “fag” liberally to throw off the scent of being gay (a common tactic used by closeted gay men).

    3) He is a tortured soul who has addictions to gambling, drugs, alcohol, eating. All we have heard for the reason is because of his dad’s injury, but I believe it goes much deeper than that.

    4) He degrades women by calling them “whores” and “sluts” and “broads” to give the image of being a macho man.

    5) He doesn’t settle down with a woman (yes, he is engaged. Let’s see if he actually marries her).

    6) There are videos of him flirting with/being obsessed with gay topics when he is drunk.

    7) That bit of coming out to George Takei felt a little too real.
     
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    Body Bagen
     
  3. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Well you would know right? You had a nervous breakdown over the thought of meeting a woman. :giggle:

    :sheik:
     
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    Nobody cares, Faggot.
     
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    Go to New York,and offer yourself to him,then you will find out. When I met him,he put his arm around me,so,you may have a point!!
     
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    English is gary's second language folks. :jj: Anyone still believe that?
     
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    Oderus in the muh-fuggin' hizzy, y'all. :beer:
     
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    It's clear he in the closet, he doesn't do manly things like wear scarfs, get manicures, & say gays are a gift to the world.
     
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    Stop. Hes not even a little gay.
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gay Gold

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    is Oderus your gay boyfriend or something?
     
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    Stern's out of the closet though. Gay in plain sight.
     
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    Yep, and we're gonna make you airtight, you Norwegian twink.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    All I know is that this would make a great song.
     
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    fill up all those cracks then splat. cream pie. yea! fuck yea!
     
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    come to think of it, he had a good time with those Queer Eye guys
     
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    "I'm gonna put some Godiva chocolate on my dick and fuck yaz"
     
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    trolling... trolling...

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    oh shit!
     
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    [video=youtube;Jw8oSSrhED4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw8oSSrhED4[/video]
     
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    He uses the term faggot and other terms in his routine because for most people the thought of 2 men using each others shit hole as a tunnel of love makes them dry heave and then laugh.. As far as High Pitch Mke, he called that way before he came out High Pitch is a idiot. The way half the judges in NY are members of Nambla, High Pitch should of sued Stern and Sirius for emotional distress, sexual harrasement and ton of other stuff.. I don't even think ii would of made it thru court, I think Stern and Sirius would pay a couple million to shut him up.. Is it when High Pitch came out the Iron Shiek You are Gay and Faggot, and Tony Soprano Hes a Faaag,, Sound bytes stopped.. Always wondered if it was due to High Pitch or George Takai.. I also liked how Stern did blackface on Petey Greens show'Who was a black man Robin" I wouldn't do it now cuz looking back it was in poor taste".. He forgot to mention how he did it 14 years later with Fried Chicken and Colt 45 40oz and called whoopie and greasy smelly Reggie. At live AGT as Stern comes inside building be cool for some members to print Howard in Black face from the New Year Eve special and make it the size of GameDay heads, with caption NBC THIS IS YOUR JUDGE
     
  20. j shmuck

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    Have to disagree with you there

    1) He was only doing typical hacky gay jokes that we all have heard and told on the playground. He had no idea (nor did I) that Hi pitch mike was gay. We just thought he was a creepy wierdo. If it had been known Mike would not have been picked on like that

    2) Just about all guys toss around the word fag when joking around/ballbusting/ talking with friends. 99% of the time it is in reference to being a pussy, a wimp, whiny, unathletic, a poor sport, or not being macho. "wanna go to the bar?" "No, haning out with my girl" "Well Have fun fag". almost never has anything to do with homosexuality.

    3) He is a tortured soul who has addictions to gambling, drugs, alcohol, eating. Part of this can be traced back to his dad, alot of it is because he's just a fuckup who has a funny personality which has gotten him plenty of breaks in life, as well as tons of cash. This has allowed him to continue being a fuckup because it hasn't hurt his livelyhood.

    4) He degrades women by calling them “whores” and “sluts” and “broads”. When men are joking around about women this is how they talk. Add cunt to the list.

    5) He doesn’t settle down with a woman because he is a fucked up comic. (how many standups are happily married). Also take out the money, and fame and women are left with an overweight heorine addict prone to violent outbursts and unpredictable behavior. Being a nice guy who means well only buys him so many second chances

    6) There are videos of him flirting with/being obsessed with gay topics when he is drunk. (That's how some straight guys joke around)

    7) That bit of coming out to George Takei felt a little too real. That was pretty good, I'll admit


    Overall I don't think Artie's gay. He's just a fucked up addict who has guilt over:
    His dad's death
    The pain his actions have caused his mother and sister
    The fact that he is so much more financially successful than his much more reposible sister.
    The fact that he is so much more financially successful than many far more talented comedians.

    those are just to name a few.

    It's more likely that howard's gay but I don't think that is true either