Artie knocked up a girl!!

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Dave Matthews, Jul 21, 2015.

  1. Dave Matthews

    Dave Matthews Well-Known Member Banned User

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    listened to the July 20th show....pretty much confirmed.
     
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    I think you made a typo. You meant "grill" right?
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    He was joking. He just wanted everyone to know he (allegedly) got laid in montreal
     
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    im not laughing
     
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    Would be funny if it's a blaek. :jj: "WELLLLLLLLL HELLLLOOO DERRR!!"
     
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    When his kid is older how does he explain all those scars on his belly to them :dontknow:
     
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    You think his kid is going to exhume him or something?
     
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    Who's the incredible douchebag in your av?
     
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    Brian Cashman, GM of the Yankees, building-scaling adventurer.

    He is an incredible douche and an abhorrent gm
     
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    Ah! Makes sense.

    I hate his face.
     
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    God, Please don't let this be true ... :pray:
     
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    Maybe a kid would keep him of the scag. Something tells me tossing a ball around with his son would be a few steps more appealing than waiting in a burger king parking lot for an hour waiting for some shithead swaggot dealer to show up.
     
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    How can Artie even get laid with that giant belly?
     
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    New Americans are born every day so it must be somewhat easy.
     
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    Alcohol.
     
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    I'm getting caught up on the Montreal podcasts now. There's no fucking way this story is true. This would have gotten the maid fired and been real bad publicity for the hotel (given he said where he was staying a few times and that they broadcast his podcast from there).
     
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    On yesterday's AQALUP Artie said there was a fire at the Hyatt where he was staying and was moved to a different hotel where the alleged deed was done. I don't believe he has revealed that name of that particular hotel.
     
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    He is so full of shit. I expect the telling of that story to consistently change. The day he blurted it out on the podcast. He clearly mentioned being at the Hyatt. He also mentioned being out of breath because he had just walked eight floors due to the fire alarm going off. There was never another hotel. He was always at the Hyatt. The true story requires Artie to replace the word maid with whore who he paid with money or drugs.
     
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    I'm convinced it was an elaborate prank played on Artie. There's no question she was a hooker, but Artie didn't pay for her.

    In a couple months, Showtime will debut Howie Mandel's new Candid Camera XXX show and we'll all know the truth.
     
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    Replace the word whore with falato*