.......Free Beers & Hot Dogs (video in link) http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/15/artie-lange-alex-rodriguez-yankees-injured-photos/ If Alex Rodriguez wants to lounge in the sun while his teammates play baseball ... Artie Lange thinks A-Rod needs to spend some of his $29 million salary on a round of beers -- for all of Yankee Stadium! We're exaggerating a little, but Artie -- a die-hard Yankees fan -- is definitely pissed about the photos of A-Rod and his gf Torrie Wilson sunbathing in Miami while he's out of the lineup ... rehabbing his injured hip. You gotta see Artie's rant about A-Rod's astronomical salary and how much it's costing fans. It starts like this -- "Just imagine you're a forklift operator who makes $35,000 a year and you've got an enormously fat son that you like taking to Yankee games" ... and you gotta buy 4 hot dogs for him. Artie goes off ... and you gotta hear it in his words. It is HYSTERICAL! And by the way, Artie does have a way for A-Rod to make it up to the fans. It involves ... a bodega and rape. Just watch.