Artie Lange:A-Rod OWES Yankees Fans......

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    .......Free Beers & Hot Dogs
    (video in link)
    http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/15/artie-lange-alex-rodriguez-yankees-injured-photos/
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    If Alex Rodriguez wants to lounge in the sun while his teammates play baseball ... Artie Lange thinks A-Rod needs to spend some of his $29 million salary on a round of beers -- for all of Yankee Stadium!

    We're exaggerating a little, but Artie -- a die-hard Yankees fan -- is definitely pissed about the photos of A-Rod and his gf Torrie Wilson sunbathing in Miami while he's out of the lineup ... rehabbing his injured hip.
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    You gotta see Artie's rant about A-Rod's astronomical salary and how much it's costing fans. It starts like this -- "Just imagine you're a forklift operator who makes $35,000 a year and you've got an enormously fat son that you like taking to Yankee games" ... and you gotta buy 4 hot dogs for him.

    Artie goes off ... and you gotta hear it in his words. It is HYSTERICAL!

    And by the way, Artie does have a way for A-Rod to make it up to the fans. It involves ... a bodega and rape.

    Just watch.
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If A-Rod owes Yankee fans beers, what the hell does Howard owe us?
     
  3. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    More than money can buy
     
  4. jimbronie

    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    The Levin weasel reports on this but not his tribesman getting spanned in court.
     
  5. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Gee, I wonder why Artie never busted Howard's balls the same way. I mean, Howard has to have more money than A-Rod, right?
     
  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    The guy always was an asshole and a lousy teammate. Yanks took a huge gamble on having a guy in pinstripes breaking all kinds of major individual records, they lost.

    Sucks for them, but it's their own fault.
     
  7. Rufus

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    A reach around at least.
     
  8. Icculus

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    fuck the yankees and fuck their fans.
     
  9. NotMyBro

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    Pretty good rant! More enjoyable than anything Wig does these days.
     
  10. Herc

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    Is that Torrie Wilson in the pic? I thought he would have dumped her ass by now . . . :coffee: