Artie Lange Death Watch 2015

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Peau de Soie, Mar 1, 2015.

  1. Peau de Soie

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    Has he made it through the (insert date here) weekend?

    Things are looking dim for our hero as of late. I honestly wish him well, but even he hates his pay podcast, and his appearances lately have quickly declined. Unless he somehow gets it together as he approaches the big 5-0, I fear the worst.

    He has begun to neither take care nor brush his hair.

    (In other words, all systems normal.)
     
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    HA! props to that...
     
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    He's gambling on human lives
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    At any point.....even with all his issues I never thought Abe Vigoda would outlive Art......now......well.....I think Abe will be giving his eulogy while Dan weeps over his plus sized coffin.
     
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    Take over 50 . itilians have a long life.
     
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    Even Marc Maron thinks something's up with Baby Gorilla.



    ..and it's not like Marc to call attention to one's demons for personal gratification..
     
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  7. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Hopefully Art makes that call. I was surprised he didn't do Maron's podcast when he was out there....perchance he knew that Marc would surely call him out on his bullshit?
     
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    Well unless "fodder for his commercially successful podcast and associated career rebirth" counts as personal gratification. He always talks to his guests about addictions.

    But call him, Artie, you lazy fat self-hating fuck. The only things Artie disrespects more than himself are his listeners and fans.

    I'd kind of prefer you quit show business with your shitty on-the-job performance, but it would be nice if you lived happily.
     
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    I'm betting he snapps out of his problem and makes late 70s early 80s he Italian. So take the Over .
     
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    I predicted the death of Eric the Actor and I will predict the death of Artie Lange. He will die on a Tuesday, in his apartment-Summer of 2017...Get busy living Artie you are on the clock.
     
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    Artie's playing Pittsburgh this weekend. Apparently he's still alive, but he does have one more show tonight.

    Also, what's with this cryptic High Pitch Mike tweet??



    Is Mike doing Artie's show in April or is Artie's show coming to Sirius in April or is Mike coming all over himself thinking about Artie?
     
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    Twat not showing.
     
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    Looks like Mike made his twitter private

    https://twitter.com/Michael7Morales

    HPM tweeted something about reuniting with Artie next month, and Artie retweeted it.

     
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    Crap. Yeah, Mike locked his twitter. He tweeted something like "Looking forward to the Artie Lange Podcast April 2015!".

    He'd also tweeted to Artie earlier saying they'd been out of contact for too long and that should change.

    Guessing it just means Mike's coming on Artie's podcast, but why wait until April or mention a specific month at all? Did Mike get canned too? His Twitter mentions nothing about SiriusXM or Howard at all.
     
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    I am going with December of this year
     
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    I wonder if they made up.
     
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    Vhoa, chubby, zat is vely harsh
     
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    Maybe George Taki will cohost with him they were always lovey dovey
     
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