News Artie Lange estate sale, everything must go!

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  1. Kool

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    https://www.estatesales.net/NJ/Toms-River/08753/1148109


    Artie Lange's House Sale This sale in Toms River, NJ 08753 is a "By Appointment Only" sale. Please see sale info below for details. 3/31/2016 9am to 3pm (Thu) 4/3/2016 9am to 4pm (Sun) Privately Listed Sale (732) 674-8667 Watch This Sale Ask A Question This is the first private sale this individual/company has listed.

    Terms and Conditions: BY APPOINTMENT ONLY, SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY, Cash Only, Not responsible for accidents, No returns, Bring help for large items. Are You Getting Notified By Email? EstateSales.NET can notify you about sales like this one via e-mail. We have a free service where we notify you about sales going on around you before they start. Report this Sale Artie Lange's mancave: pool table poker table memorabilia, sports, entertainment dishes rustic pieces rugs furnishings decorative pieces mirrors

    View full details at EstateSales.NET: https://www.EstateSales.NET/NJ/Toms-River/08753/1148109
     
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  2. Gomez

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    I want that leg stockings lamp thing
     
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    DinnerSocks Well-Known Member

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    Those heroin induced dreams must be THE SHIT!!! Honestly, what the hell was he thinking? He's going to take a bath on this one...

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  4. JerseySlim

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    Very sad. Stay off the drugs kids. Stay off the drugs
     
  5. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Shit knick knacks and furniture for the most part. That's why you don't let chicks furnish your place. I'll take the cookware though.
    Sad, in a way, because all of that stuff means nothing. He thought it did, or at least he thought it SHOULD, but in the end it gets auctioned off. That's why I have tried to minimize my furnishings. I used to have everything all nice, things on the walls, bedroom stuff, even put up Xmas shit every year, even though I live alone. Just short of even having decorative soaps in the john. For who? Then, back in '99 my landlady at the time dies and eventually her distant family came to clean the place and her life's stuff filled two dumpsters(big truck hauled ones). A lot of shit just doesn't matta.
     
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    Is he filing bankruptcy or being sued or something? It's like his liquidating everything for every penny.
    I bet some of the pillows have baggies of blow in them.
     
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    Looks like he's selling some valuable memorabilia - must need dough.
     
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    Do you get to keep all the drugs that are hidden in the chachkies?
     
  9. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    I'll buy that sternfannetwork thing for a dollar ninety eight.
     
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    I thought he was making good money?

    Only thing I caught on the podcast is he said he was paying his Moms "rent" when previously it was her mortgage
     
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    Why's he selling the personal items, even pictures with him and other "celebrities"...

    :(

    Wait, WTF?

    Beer League was so bad.

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    This isn't a good sign - he's selling a lot of stuff from his 'man cave' that got built for him

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    I hope he keeps his a Sirius gift-scription
     
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    The football next to the TV might be something, otherwise it looks like a bunch of stuff from the mall.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    He bought his house at the mall.
     
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    Yeah, a lot of that stuff looks irreplaceable, some of which won't be worth much to anyone but him. That's a baaaaad sign.
     
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    after seeing what he bought maybe he had the right idea just gambling and paying whores...
     
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    Very bad.
     
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