Artie lange is the best at quick-witted one liners

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    i mean i viewed the you tube clips of artie's roast he may be the quickest ever at one liner funnies. you'll have to agree.
     
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    I miss artie
     
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    he is pretty quick for a fat guy
     
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    I like when he says "jpeg me at artielange@myface/twitbook.orgnet." It gets funnier and funnier every time he says it...especially when he says it twice during the same show.

    And the "Filatto gelato" gag never stopped being funny during the four consecutive days he repeated it. I just hope he plays the "Boston State of Mind" song another six or twelve times.

    And then there's the John Candy monologue and the Bobby Valentine-wrap audio that he needs to play a few more times. Why bother thinking of new funny things to say when you can just keep repeating the old stuff? Right?
     
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    Artie put knives in his tummy because he was sad...
     
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    that's bullshit he wanted rest he wanted out of the stern show. true story.
     
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    He's quick with a joke that will light up your smoke but there's someplace that he'd rather be.
     
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    He told Joy Beyhar that he just wanted to sleep and that he thought he'd fall asleep if he bled a lot. He also told Letterman that he was addicted to "pills."
     
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    Artie loves pancakes, but not interracial dating.

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day....unless it's digital and reads "EGG9GG"
     
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    it will end badly is what a recall from artie's mouth suring the show. and it did.
     
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    his.. as you say "quick witted one liners" are a grotesque bigoted foulmouthed degenerate's 'thoughts'..just 'verbalized'.. where as most decent humans censor themselves before they speak
     
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    Like most of us, he learned by example from the King himself.

    By the way, have you heard Ben Stern likes grapes from chile?
     
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    Isn't there a Kristen Wiig movie you should be watching while you bleed out of your vagina and eat ice cream?
     
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    The difference is that we came to love Artie because, for over 7 years, he was an unpredictable fireball. I can't count how many unexpected and new "bits" came off the cuff. Now he's just recycling the same shit he has been recycling for the last three years of his Stern Show career. On top of that, he'll scream out puns like mantras and has a 95% predictability rate.

    I LOVED Artie and I spent the last several months promoting him and defending him. But now he's become such a predictable hack that it pains me to get through a full N&A show.

    At this point, Artie's as good as his stand up. If you listen for the first time, it ain't bad. After that.....hooooboy.
     
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    Really wow, that's harsh. I don't listen to N&A that often but I've love Artie on there when I did.
     
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    I disagree... many of his more regrettable comments were due to an overabundance of toxicity and oxygen in his system.
     
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    Ha ha....I really miss Artie but I don't think anyone misses him more than The Howard Stern Show.
     
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    I think Artie is at his best when he is challenged,,, take the Joe Buck interview, his outrageousness was not the funny part, but what is funny is when he is confronted and the one line zingers of retaliation begin to spew out his mouth.....Nobody does THAT better than Artie.
     
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    Have you ever slept with an African American gentleman?