Artie Lange Jimmy Kimmel Live November 4 2013 Chris Hemsworth Crash and Burn Thor

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  1. Rodney21a

    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;Jn-VDvedxrw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn-VDvedxrw[/video]

    Artie Lange, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Chris Hemsworth, Crash and Burn, Thor Dark World November 4 2014

    Art's Segment starts at 17:30 but he references Hemsowrths Segment.
     
  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    It's not saying much, but he does look better than he has recently. Needs to keep the beard though, otherwise it looks like his head is sinking into a mound of flesh.
     
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    I didn't know fat fuck relapsed in Paris. I guess it was pretty obvious looking back on it. Didn't seem like that big a deal at the time, he was back on N&A the following Monday per usual. There have probably been other relapses. Had to be fucked up on that last Matarese podcast appearance. Also he's been kind of zonked out lately too; at least he's managing it. Good for Artle.
     
  4. BochettisChin

    BochettisChin New Member

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    I love Artie and his show to bits, but he looks high as fuck there
     
  5. jonmac20

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    Artie just told a story the other night about how had to do a drug test when he got arrested in France. He said he passed.
     
  6. Rodney21a

    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He was drunk, not high, two different things my man.
     
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    ya i watched the video right after
     
  8. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    I read the Paris portion of his book

    According to Artie he was pissed off at his girlfriend so while she was out in paris having a dinner he sat at his hotel drank a shitload of vodka and blacked out.

    then went out on the street and acted like a complete ass which got himself arrested
     
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    Like most of Artie's story's, they change every time he tells them.
     
  10. release

    release New Member

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    Like *all comedians*, Artie's stories change every time he tells them.

    You do know that comedians lie, right? Not everything they talk about is true and not everything they say happened actually happened.
     
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    You mean Dice didn't really stick his tongue up a girls ass at the bank? This is like finding out there is no Santa.
     
  12. Hamptons

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    He is only 5 situps away from being a young Robert Redford