Artie Lange Not Dead

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Remember when Stern show pranks were fun and funny?
    Now Howard does a WUS for EJ & Joey Boots podcasts.....:jj:



    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,635761,00.html

    New Howard Hoax: Artie Lange Not Dead


    05/12/2004 AT 10:00 AM EDT
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    ........."Lange was in Las Vegas for the taping of Howard Stern's show. The hotel has confirmed his death, but offered no other details," the CBS affiliate reported...............


    :bigcry:
     
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    thanks obama Simon Cowell
     
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    Artie Lange not dead.

    Just his career.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Nice picture with the ubiquitous green corduroy jacket. Yucko got less mileage out of his costume.

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  7. Nemo

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    :lol:
    Like Booey and his favorite shirt
     
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    New Howard Hoax: Robin Not Hot


    04/23/2015 AT 8:16 AM EDT
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    ........."Despite the endless rotation of formulaic and hackneyed songs by the same three listeners that paint the 62-year-old as sexually attractive and adventurous, our research has found that the wig-wearing Quivers is in fact alarmingly overweight and desperately celibate," the CBS affiliate reported...............
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Robin recently stated that she's got a situation which is preventing her from masturbating.


    I'm guessing that the "situation" involves a mirror.
     
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    Maybe her colostomy bag gets in the way :c
     
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    ...yet
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    If Howard was a human with a heart and soul he would stop with the probing of her nonexistent sexual activity.....and songs about how fuckable she is.
     
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    Good point. That has to hurt Robin quite a bit these days. She was getting some (sexual) attention 7-10 years ago, but that ship has sailed. The grifter and his "SolFire" took her for some dough, and who knows what Florentine was thinking?
     
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  16. Nemo

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    Howard and Robin are both crazy people.
    -Stern yells at all the fatties on the show minus Blobbin.
    -Blobbin's news is jam packed with health and diet tips.
    -Howard whines about being fat.
    :facepalm:
     
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    Howard keeping the junkie alive to fill out his radio/Howardtv obligation.
     
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    When the station seen the shape of him why didnt they give him his walking papers. Show me a job where you can do this. By the way was he driving to work.
     
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    Artie worked for HOWARD not Sirius.
    If Tubby was a Sirius employee he would have been dealt with sooner.
     
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    :haha:
     
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