Artie Lange on Conan-Tape

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  1. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    What a mess




    sorry if posted already...I have repetitive stress syndrome after viewing the Hampton's photo shoot...

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  2. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    ya he looks so awful and his jokes sucked and he looks drowsy
     
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    I didnt think he looked that bad :dontknow:
     
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    How old is he? The gray look doesn't look good for him. Plus on top of it, he's wearing clothes that don't fit. NOthing wrong with being heavy but he has this look to him that looks shitty.
     
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    Why do you people tease us Canadians. You Americans are mean, mean people. God save the Queen!!!!

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    If I never hear Artie Lange make another fucking heroin joke...

    Does he think there's a huge audience for heroin humor? A lot of people relate?

    Isn't he embarrassed to tell the same jokes on every fuckin talk show? I heard the runner's high joke before. (Heroin is way better) It's basically the same as the Hugs not drugs joke (Drugs are way better.)

    I bet he's not even as into it as he'd have us believe. He just thinks it makes him sound sound bad-ass.
    He's like a guy who constantly talks about pussy cause he never gets any.
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

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    I laughed.
     
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    you must be a big artie fan
     
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    I thought it was great.
     
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    he talks about his addiction to heroin like hes proud of it....fuck that faggot
     
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    He still thinks heroin is cool, he was one of those guys who got into because he thought it would make him "hardcore". I was never an Artie fan, but now he's even worse with the same schtick over and over and over.
     
  13. Lex351

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    He was given an incredible opportunity that few in his business are ever offered and most only dream of. What does he do? Load up on heroin and stick a knife into his over bloated belly. My sympathies...but it truly is time for him to return to a regular job. He doesn't belong on the stage.
     
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    Artie put knives in his tummy because he was sad.

    :crying:
     
  15. Lex351

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    True...and I feel bad for the guy. I get sad...depressed at time. I don't think about harming myself though. He clearly has demons that chase him around doing what he does. He should work down on the docks again. He should return to his roots. He will then appreciate what he had...and he will lose some weight with that work!
     
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    I thought that was where he got started with his beloved heroin.
     
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    He sliced himself to get attention from his Mommy, probably waited to do it until he saw his Mommy walking up to the building. I could never stand his fake tough guy act, the only time he tried to do something he went after Teddy, which is like trying to fight a hairdresser, fucking poseur.
     
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    Zero.zero
     
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    Yeah, I don't know whether to admire him for not caring how he looks on TV or think that he's an idiot for not putting some effort in to it (he's only going to get so many chances). You don't wear a tight t-shirt and a jacket a couple of sizes too small when you are fat. Trim the bushy beard or lose it all together. Wasn't one of his better stories either....I'm sure most of the audience was thinking Artie hasn't done any running in a long, long time.
     
  20. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    There really isn't anything funny about heroin. I've done it, and I don't recommend it to anyone, it ruins lives and families. But Artie's persona of a slob, drug addled loser is what his fans love about him and he feels like he has to play it up for his "audience". He has had a great career with his stories and mediocre jokes (I love Artie, but he's not even allowed in the same room as Chris Rock or Louis C.K.) and should be happy just to be working in showbiz. I don't think he's on drugs but somebody needs to limit him to just ten Big Mac's a day.