Artie Lange on Opie and Jimmy was great

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  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    He went over his attempted suicide,drugs,gigs.Not much on Howard,just that he made betweeen 80-100 grand a week on his show.The point of this is that Stern should have him on,he is obviously welcome in the building,and he is topical.
     
  2. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    "Artie? He's around..."
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    he is starting a podcast in dec,so I guess returning to Stern won`t happen.Too bad,he would breath life into a sagging Stern show.
     
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    Artie?
    never heard of him.
     
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    Ctanner Well-Known Member

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    He said he made $80-100k for weekend gigs not the stern show

    The appearance was awful. The usual money bragging garbage: I gave this guy 2 grand, this other guy 5 grand, blah blah blah.

    He had 2 guys watching him so he wouldn't buy drugs and 2 guys getting him drugs.

    More bs lies and a love letter to heroin from a bloated, untalented, junkie hack.

    At least he didn't tell one of his seven bits he does over and over and over.
     
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    Omen Well-Known Member

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    Not what he said Eddy
    He said he got that doing comedy on weekends due to being on Stern.
    Your figures come to $4-5 million a year salary lol

    :beer:
     
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    Artie? Remember Robin, he's the guy we tested to replace Jackie. Didn't work out, I can't remember why but I'm sure he's doing fine and he's welcome back anytime it makes sense for the show.
     
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    Did he mention that the QB on the team he hates, his name rhymes with Homo?

    That's radio gold no matter how many times you hear it.

    And Um, I don't believe a fucking thing he says.
     
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    they really should have had Colin in the studio with him.
     
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    The best line was about Artie jumping out a window and killing 50 people. :jj:
     
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    man 80-100k just on fckn weekend gigs, people still stand in line for hours for a 40k a year job.
     
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    "He's not my bro, Robin."
     
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    I saw a pic yesterday where he was reunited with the vending MAC-HINE at sirius.
     
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    I tried to listen - He has jumped the shark, his act has jumped the shark. It was a golden time before he fell apart like a house of cards. It will not be recreated.
     
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    That's a fucking fantastic notion, I wish that came to fruition. Colin (I'm sure he was listening) might have called him out on a few things. Next time...if there IS a next???
     
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    You see the atomic garbage in that mac-hine:haha:?? Are you THAT ravenous you can't at least wait till AFTER the show and eat whatever you want in a city with more options than Derek Jeter?? At LEAST get a fucking assistant to buy COSTCO sized snacks so you don't have humiliate yourself and dry-hump a fucking vending mac-hine like your Darlene Cates from What's Eating Gilbert Grape!??!

    BTW, that MAY the most clever use of "Mac-hine" I've seen on a HSS related msg board...including "the other place"!
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I nearly shit myself when he said he spent nearly 2 million on drugs gambling and hookers. Unless he does something for himself health wise he's on borrowed time right now
     
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    I liked it. It was good to hear Tubby on the show, hope they have him back. Having Gilbert in with Artie would be a good mix IMO.
     
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    I stand corrected,he mut have attributed the standup moeny because of Stern
     
  20. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    He keeps claiming he can't go back to Stern because of everything from the past.....but I think he's too fucking afraid to face Howard and have Howard call him out on his bullshit on the air.
     
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