Artie Lange serenaded by ARM w/ Anne Murray on NICK & ARTIE

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  1. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    I've been meaning to post this for a really long time. So I thought as I wait for the finishing touches on the whole BABA BOOEY METS BITCH-PITCH SAGA to finish I would post my first appearance on the NICK AND ARTIE SHOW as their show first started (hence the "first time caller, long time listener" cliche' sarcasm line in the open) about a year ago now when I decided to sing Anne Murray to him and nervous as hell. I think it's the first time I ever directly spoke to Artie.

    [video=youtube;g_25tS0t--o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_25tS0t--o&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
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    You didn't really get tased.
     
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    nick: "i think i just got my period."

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ah!
     
  4. ARM

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    NICK is fucking great! I hate how people hate on him! I'm so glad you caught that line, because he has so much shit that flies under the radar and it's out of a fucking holster. I hate his chicken-hawk Depacotics but as a comic he is just awesome.

    If you'd like I'll post another call I made to him and Colin Quinn filling in for Artie where we relive the Stern Gary roast from last Spring.
     
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  6. ARM

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    Hahah obviously not (the song part is totally true), but he literally had it in his right hand while stopped in the cop car. I was just drenched in sweat in like July of 2011 on an incline and I think he didn't understand how I could be lost because I take my car to new running terrains often because I get bored with the same routes.
     
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    i love nick and don't get the hate either.

    post the clip. quinn is a genius. i saw his one man show recently and i haven't laughed so hard since seeing chris rock at the garden.
     
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    yes please. :cheer:
     
  9. ARM

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    OK, I will. We go over the Stern roast and then I harken back to when I was a kid and went to a taping of REMOTE CONTROL in Spanish Harlem with my scared as hell LI friends at like 15.
     
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    My one and only paid photoshop gig was making the poster for the venue for a show featuring Nick and Colin. And by paid I mean I got to get in for free and hang out with the comics before and after. Still had to pay for my beer though.

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  11. ARM

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    I guess I'll start another thread with it OR do you think I should just incorporate it here???
     
  12. Chimney Portions

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    Ooh I was expecting to cringe, but that was actually a solid call.

    Nice Commack reference.
     
  13. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Thx CP, ALL I could ever hope is for you to "not cringe", that's ALL I could ever aspire to!
     
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    I'm a big fan of Nick and have been for years. He was one of my top three regular guests on THSS and I fucking loved him on Tough Crowd. I was a huge fan of N&A for a while, but I have to admit that Artie has made that show unsustainable for me.
     
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    I lied. I cringed a little at the end. Sorry.
     
  16. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    I don't believe even that, because the end is just a straight up sports rant against holding in the NFL with nothing cringe-worthy whatsoever.
     
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    new thread.
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Ok, you got it, thx for making the decision for OD!
     
  19. ARM

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    I totally get that but I'm one of those stooges that thinks Artie can do no wrong in my book. I have this bizarro routing interest in him and the way he plunges through showbiz just gives me this Hunter S. Thompson vibe/fascination with him.
     
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    I remember this call, awesome job man. Have you called in any other times? Christ, feels like they've been off for a month.