Artie Lange Show drinking game

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  1. jaceson

    jaceson Member

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    Since today is Friday maybe we can actually do something to make the show fun..
    1. one drink of beer for every time Artie calls a hack comedian great.
    2.one shot of whiskey if Artie mentions Howard
    3. One drink of beer when Artie mentions current or Former Yankees.
    4. One shot of whiskey if Artie pees in a wastebasket
    5.One shot if Botchettis teeth fly out
    6. 2 shots if Botchettis teeth fly out and hit Fallato in the uterus.
    7. Drink of beer if Fallato mentions Chicago
    8. One shot if Botchettis shoe falls off
    9. One shot if Botchettis gout flares up during the show.
    10. One drink of beer for every time Artie belches into the mic.
    11. One shot if Artie kisses Woody Allens ass..
    12. Slam your beer if Rod or Steve call in..
     
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    Everything else is reasonable but you're going to kill us all with Number 1.
     
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    That's why I made it beer and not the hard stuff... lol
     
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    If you're looking to get really trashed:

    1 drink of beer when Artie asks a guest how they got started
    1 shot of whiskey when Artie asks an actor or comedian if they ever did the "LA thing"
    1 drink of beer when he asks a comedian if they do the road a lot
    1 shot of whiskey when Ritchie replies "yes" or "yeah" to a question without adding anything further
    1 drink of beer when Liz or Marie scowl at Bocchetti's grotesqueness
    1 drink of beer whenever Artie has a guest on who has fewer Twitter followers than Mike Bocchetti
    1 shot of whiskey when a caller gets on the show who is high on opiates
    1 drink of beer when Ritchie interrupts a conversation, story or a joke
    1 drink of beer when Artie says the name Bocchetti or Mike
     
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    1 shot whenever Botchetti mentions "The Hollywood machine"
     
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    The first 3 are definitely Artie's default questions when he has nothing.
     
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    1 shot whenever Artie mentions MadTV
    1 shot whenever Mike tries to make people sorry for him

    you are going to throw up.
     
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    I do find it interesting that we seem to be unanimous in our distaste for Bocchetti, who long since wore out his "poor cute idiot" schtick with us. I do believe any hard core Artie fan, or anybody who listens more than a month, would feel the same way.

    But it's deceptive at first. Maybe those brainless "fans" on the twatter are composed of innocent new listeners in addition to the catfishers and followbackers and fame whores.

    There are Nick fans. There are Ritchie defenders. There are even frickin' Brent Stover defenders (as difficult as I find it to process that). But Mike's an agreed shitstain on the show.
     
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    That's a great point right there. Some of the people who defend Bocchetti might just be newbies to the show. I certainly hope that's the case and they're not actually retarded.
     
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    New to the show or not, they are retarded for defending that turd.
     
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    Haha he definitely is a turd but c'mon, wasn't there a time where you thought he was a decent guy? I thought he was alright until the the whole nice guy thing got old and his true dirtbag colors came out.
     
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    No. I only watch on DirecTV, so I was disgusted from the sight of him in the beginning and it only got worse. Maybe if I was a radio listener it would have taken more than 5 seconds to hate him.
     
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    I meant to mention this. I listened to a few minutes of him on o and a on youtube and it wasn't as bad.
    The second I see him on TV it's over though.
    He is absolutely disgusting to view.
     
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    1 shot if Botchetti calls his dad a scumbag
    1 shot if Botchetti cries about his Dad being in the hospital to garner sympathy

    ^^^^that's why people can't stand him^^^^
     
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    1 burp when Artie burps
     
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    How about a sip everytime Bochetti says "Hey, listen to me dough"
     
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    5 viewers says it all.lol Its over johnny.
     
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    What are you talking about?
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I think viewers in the thread.

    I was actually impressed there were that many, it's gotten so bad
     
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    I considered that, but the Views are currently 82, and there were more than 5 people in the thread before he posted. In this forum any more than two participants in a thread is a LOT. Hasn't it been that way for at least a year? I wasn't around for a while.

    "yaddc", even in Nick & Artie days this was a very low volume forum.