Artie Lange: Smash the John Varvatos store when all the jerkoffs are shopping there

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  1. Mike

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    Nice.

    I bet Artie hates Howard. He just won't admit it.

    Off topic -best Andrew W.K. moment ever -

    [video=youtube;EqOTU89cgC4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOTU89cgC4[/video]
     
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    That's pretty fucking funny. Even if Artie was just talking off the cuff, it betrays his real feelings. It must have been interminable being the only guy in Studio 69 with any testosterone.
     
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    "All these jerk-offs" Art Lange:D
     
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    Artie rocks.
     
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    Nice subliminal
     
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    "I invented Joey Ramone's whole look..."
     
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    You know Artie is like us when he looks at Howard, wondering how the fuck he ever thought the guy was cool.
     
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    surely Artie's aware of Howard's constant shameless plugging of John Varvatos, right??

    Side note- It was funny whan Howard used to call it John "Vahr-vah-toes"
     
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    LOVE artie !!!

    he's even funny when he's not trying to be
     
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    When i was a kid, my dad banned me from hanging around the Bowery, because he claimed it was full of freaks & degenerates. Thirty years later -- turns out it he was right :coffee:
     
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    HAHHAHAH


    Artie's the fucking best!
     
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    when I was listening to Nick & Artie religiously for a few months, it was great how Artie would slam a lot of people and places that Howard loves or is friends with now. Only one that he won't scathe is Rosie as she helped him out with something mentally or emotionally.
     
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    I remember Rosie saying how much she loved Artie's book when she was on the show. He's pretty much liked her ever since. :dontknow:
     
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    Varvatos took over CBGB's.:facepalm: