Artie Lange Suicidal Blind Item!!!

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  1. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    308. BRAPPP 06/25
    This C-list comedian is close to suicide again. He’s fallen into a horrible drug-addled depression and his family fear for his life. He needs a stern hand, but that just isn’t what his family can provide. Artie Lange


    Meh.

    Tired o Artie!!!

    Did like the "stern hand" hint, howevuh.
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    old news, its so exciting
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    Does anyone listen to his show? How's he sounding.
     
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  4. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Art's gonna do what Art's gonna do
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I think we all could see this coming after some of the bizarre shows, appearances, and tweets that have been happening since the turn of the year. It's sad, but really, Howard could save his life, if he REALLY wanted to. And I actually might think a little differently of Wig nowadays if he actually did try to extend a "stern hand".

    But, the reality is: He's not his bro.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Artie won't make it to 50. :(
     
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    He'll still have more appearances on Fallon than Wiggy.
     
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    This time he's gonna shoot himself and have 8 graze wounds and a few hesitation superficial injuries.
     
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    His mom recently had surgery so she was getting all the attention. Now the baby gorilla wants the focus back on him.
     
  12. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I hope Sam Simon feels really good about himself for what he has done to Artie! :bigcry:

    How do you figure? Artie wouldn't listen to Howard for 4+ years (on the show and in private), why would he now? If Howard had that much influence on Artie, he'd of cleaned up his act and would still be on the show.
     
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    He is the definition of a hopeless human being.
     
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    the end is near.
     
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    If you read Artie's book you know this is coming. No one is responsible for Artie but Artie and as much as Stern sucks, it is not fair to make anyone responsible for the life and death of a colleague.
     
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    His career in "showbiz" is over, his reputation is completely ruined, clearly he's low on cash, which means no hot chicks pretending they love him, he can't create a new act, and he can't kick drugs.... There really is no hope for him, it's over, and it's very sad....
     
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    He goes from being somewhat incoherent to mr perky. His mother had surgery last week.. it sounds pretty serious.. so I am sure he is using. He cancelled/postponed his last stang up gig.. and he doesnt have any future dates on his website. They were making jokes on his podcast that he might have to start driving an uber cab and maybe people will just hire him to drive them around because he is famous. When doing more gigs was brought up, he said he couldnt do the rosd anymore.
     
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    artie has suffered enough, it is time for him to go home...
     
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    If only Artie had more love for Artie.
    He is a very broken soul....it just makes me sad.
    :depressed:

    I can't even laugh at it.
    And I laugh at everything (including my father's funeral). :eek:




    :oops:
     
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