Entertainment Artie Lange : The Show Must Go On

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  1. looptax

    looptax Well-Known Member

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    A serious, sincere question: What do you think Adrienne would think if she read all your posts here?
     
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    Just guessing,but I think Ade would think"Get over Artie and concentrate on marrying a repulsive looking wealthy dude like I did".
     
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    she's obsessed.
    You know, Louise, if you spent 1/100th of your energy that you spend on Artie on something more worthwhile, you might find yourself a lot happier.
     
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    Elvis, Prince, Hendrix, Michael Jackson, Whitney Huston, Miles Davis, and especially Artie-clone John Belushi spend their days in junkie heaven applauding Artie, their resurrection on Earth who carries the spirit of junkie entertainment in his classic clown schnoz.
     
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    Is Artie all better now
     
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    I just listened to Cumia's show from 12/19.
    Artie was the guest and those two degenerates are fucking hilarious together.
    Too bad Artie fucked that gig up.
     
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    No really long rambling coked up twitter storms in the last few days

    Maybe he getting clean for his court date?
     
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    He still doesn't get that he's become a disturbing figure. Jimmy doesn't want him on because he looks like a homeless junkie and is about as reliable as one. His "I'm a fuckup" act was funny when the rest of his life seemed like it was good. Before he drank bleach and stabbed himself. The "I'm a fuckup" act isn't really funny when your nose is rotting off your face and your clothes are dirty and covered in nasal coke drip and you look like you haven't showered in weeks and are probably days away from jail or death.
     
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    I think @Louise Seake has seen a side of Artie that’s really ugly. We have seen him explode on Teddy and Sal and become violent on the HSS. Maybe some day she will be able to talk about it.
     
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    Yeah, but then you gotta live in Florida.
     
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    Better weather, hotter chicks then New York
     
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    Adam Carolla is worth ten PC Jimmy Kimmels. Artie's in better company.

     
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    Kimmoe is Stern’s lackey. I 100% buy this
     
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    Hey Adam for your 1000th podcast I have a suggestion for how you celebrate. Take your wife to some place you have never taken her before like Jimmy Kimmel’s new mansion
     
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    Supposedly Artie didn’t even have to try to shit all over the unsuccessful Brennan brother and Geno had to get loaded drunk just to show up he was so scared
     
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    I agree with everything you said. From movies to hosting radio shows, stand-up is his one "talent" that is average at best. I would argue that he is better at acting than stand-up. Unfortunately his stand-up routine seems to be the one area in his career where he puts in the least effort. For years Artie has gotten shit for reusing the same old jokes. Now the degenerate persona is so engrained with him that he crowbars it into every appearance. Whether he is on stage or being interviewed we get it, you are heavy, messy, sloppy, and like to use drugs and gamble.

    You are right that he could spend part of the time talking about that in 2006 and get laughs because it was self-deprecating. Now it is just sad because that is all there is. My favorite comedians are the ones who I have no idea what they are going to talk about when I see them perform. Artie is the exact opposite. Plus good comedians often have lives that allow them to find a lot of good material. They travel, have families, have friends, and have an overall interesting life. Artie is a sheltered, single, unemployed, drug addict. What daily experiences can he put in his routine other than sitting on the couch, watching TV, and getting high?

    I think with him and a lot of former Stern staffers is they can get people to see them because of their connection to the show. What always happens is over time that continues to diminish. The size of the venues Artie plays now are a perfect example of it. I wonder what Artie's life is going to be like once he eventually runs out of money. That has been his one safety net for the last 20 years and by the looks of it I don't see him selling out Carnegie Hall again anytime soon.
     
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    Adam recently took his wife and son to meet Tucker Carlson. According to Adam, meeting Tucker was a dream come true for the whole family, Doubt if the Carollas have dream about the evolved Kimmel in the same way.

     
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    Wow, what a dream come true
     
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    Child please.
     
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    Geno still kept the Artie door open though. I still like him despite how desperate he is.