Artie Lange turns 50 .... 5 years from today

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  1. Jon Hein is God

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    The Pete Rose whore took the picture and is supplying the heroin.
     
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    In 5 years Artie's liver will be 90.
     
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    5 years ago artie let himself go
     
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    In 5 years, Artie will have been in the ground for 3...:rip:
     
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    5 years from now I'll be 59 and my liver will look like an 18 year old next to Artie's.
     
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    I can't imagine Artie making it to 50. Although I hope I'm wrong.
     
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    wtf artie is only 45?
     
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    Grampa
     
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    The one reason I think Artie is clean is because he looks pretty damned rough. Cleaning up after so many years of abuse is fucking rough and it also looks like Art is substituting shitty food for the junk.
     
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    you won't make it to 50, but happy birthday anyway RT
     
  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    With abstinence from booze, your body still craves the sugar/carbs it got, so switching from booze to sugary snacks is understandable.
     
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    Damn he looks old for his age.

    She should stop the smoking and fast food and eat healthy shit. He can still recover, the body is pretty amazing. Look at the Rolling Stones. Over 70 and still going. They stopped all the insane abuse soon enough.
     
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    whats the over/under on him making it to 46?
     
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    yeah, but who would have thought he would have made it this long?
    I had him in my death pool 5 years ago!
    I'm starting to think Artie is going to outlive us all.....
     
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    In 5 years he will have been buried for 4 1/2 years.
     
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    Happy bday to him but holy shit did you look horrible with the Adam Corolla interview.
     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    His heart hit that 15 years ago.