Artie Lange will be a special guest at the Birthday Show

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dead Air Dave, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. Dead Air Dave

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    Heard it through the grapevine...............
     
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    If you had said pickle jar... we'd have bought it...
     
  3. Bye You!

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    Totally not buying it.
     
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    This thread will not end well
     
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    "I just wanna tank you, Howard. I mean it man. Tank you. Tank you. If it wasn't for you, man. Tank you. Tank you"

    :artiejj:
     
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    Hey that will be great! I hope Artie tells the cocaine pig story. Again.
     
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    This am quite the tenses.
     
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    That's actually a great idea.
     
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    And risk the spotlight shifting off of himself for the night? Not a chance in hell :rolleyes:
     
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    Nope still don't care but I tried
     
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    Artie can sleep through it, Just like old times. :coffee:
     
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    There is at least a chance that Artie will be there.
    Artie can't be a guest on the show since he is banned by Sirius/not allowed into the building.

    :pray:

    For a honest/drugged Artie to show up:

    -Hello Bro... You remember me, bro? You said I was a close friend but you never called me in hospital, visited me or helped me.

    How come Robin can be home all the time with personal servants that do everything for her and you didn't let me take 3 weeks off to do Beer league?

    Just come out of the closet, you fruit. Yes. I said it. You are gay and faggot.
    A queen that wears a wig. With a beard wife that was a hooker in Al Qatar.

    Heck: Even I banged Beth when she looked decent. Before all "John Rivers" like plastic surgery.
    Its amazing how much she looks like the Joker. Must be all that arab cum on her smiling face.

    Talking about plastic surgery. "Only a little bit of the top of the nose?". What the Fuck Howard? Anyone can see the transformation and surgery scars.
    There is a reason why you wear a scarf and its not just because you are gay. Its to hide all the wasted millions on surgery.

    And you are a jew. You don't like wasting money. I know. You pocketed my salary instead of hiring someone else.
    What about the shrink that you have spent 5 million on. Did it help you? Are you "cured" from homo sexuality? I mean: You actually wrote that Dr Sarno
    can cure gay people. That homosexuality is just in the head. And you harp and harp about how Sarno cured you.
    But guess what. (holding a beer can thick black dildo)
    You can't resist this. And not neither can Beth.

    So Fuck you Howard. We all hate you here. Sirius didn't even want to pay for this. Jew had to go to your tribe friend Ross Saipien and use his advertising money.
    BTW How much do you charge to work a Friday? "Some fridays off"? Remember that bullshit? You banned us from talking about it on the show and than you said
    that you would take "some fridays off"?
    And you call yourself a "hard working man" with meetings all the time and 3500 new ideas per day?
    Sure.. Meetings with the other Elders of Zion that rule the world.
    But hard working manis not the word. 104 day/year 4hours is less work than Jeff the Drunk does.

    Sorry that you lost your scam trial and missed out on 300 millions for subscribers that can't even listen to jew. Only jew you could think up an idea that you
    should get subscriber bonuses for subscribers that can't and don't want to listen to you. Do you even grasp that the XM listeners can't hear you? Do you
    understand that less then 10% of them payed for Best of Sirius? 90% of XM subscribers actively choose not to listen to you lazy so called "show". Nobody
    wants to listen to a 90 year old queen that lies about everything.

    So fuck off my Bro...


     
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    then the Wig will have him in the studio that Monday?
     
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    Heard it through the pickle-vine..
     
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    I gotta say....it would be awesome if artie came in on a harness like fartman,,yet the harness let go like owen hart's did....artie come smashing through the shitty makeshift console....also....saw a clip of howie on youtube last night...talking to the gang about his "new girlfriend"....who speaks french and german fluently,,,apparently she was just able to "pick it up" while in europe fucking anybody who would throw her a buck....that fucking dunce speaks german and french like a can recite shakespeare........ay toooo bruteeeeeey