Artie Lange will write about his suicide attempt in new memoir

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  1. Jon Hein is God

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    "Too Fat To Die"

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    Not suicide, he had a grapefruit size growth and was trying to get it out.
     
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    Its never coming out
     
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    Oh boy, I'll bet it really sells. :rolleye: , Earth to Artie_ no one cares.
     
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    been waiting 2 years :coffee:
     
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    I liked sober Artie on the show but, honestly, if he didn't talk about him falling on a knife multiple times, there is no other content for a book.
     
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    Mr. Im your Bro & How dare you think Im not your Bro... of course wont have him in to promote it.
     
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    Of course he will. No talkee = no book deal.
     
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    You post here now?
     
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    Maybe he'll devote a chapter to skewering the monkey, the way the monkey did to him.
     
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    Honestly, I'm only interested in Artie spilling dirt on Howard. If he does that, he's got a hit.

    Holy shit... I just thought of something. Employees that are bound by confidentiality agreements usually are released from those agreements if they get fired. If Artie is using his firing (as well as a 4-5 year severance period to release him from any potential insider information) he might be on to something. Companies have a hard time enforcing these agreements on people thy were fired and haven't been with them for a long period of time. Howard could have had Artie sign a specific rider when he left to extend the agreement, but Howard would've had to have leverage. What could Howard have offered (coverage of Healthcarw? Continued salary?) to make it worth Artie's while to sign? Even then, Artie could clearly make the case that he wasn't in a sane state of mind... Hrmm
     
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    If artie said that! It would be hilarious!

    Please, Artie, make fun of those assholes and say you are now cured.
     
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    Artie has been dealing with grapefruit sized skin tags. :grad:
     
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    Keep dreaming. the bloated hack signed the same airtight NDA that everyone in Howards life from the Amaaaaaaazing one down to the girl that cleans the cat box signed. Do you really think that if it was possible to write a tell all book about Wiggy that Jackie, KC, Stuttering John or anyone else that has left wouldn't have cashed that lottery ticket?

    As for Arties "Suicide attempt" According to his most recent spin control comments on the subject it wasn't a suicide attempt at all. He was out of drugs and hoped the blood loss would give him an intoxicated feeling.
     
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    He couldn't just have a beer or 10?

    No ones buying it, Artie.
     
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    It was a suicide attempt, he's just trying to save face, and that cover story started when he got back with Adrien so I wouldn't doubt it was her idea. Also, he's claiming now that the lawyers have finally ironed out all the issues that have been holding up this book for well over a year now, so I'm guessing the book we'll get is a lot different than the original draft (you can guess who had what redacted for yourself, of course).
     
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    [h=2]Artie Lange will write about his suicide attempt in new memoir[/h]actually he said 'he was going to take a stab at it'