Artie Lange's Pittsburgh signing cancelled.

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  1. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Shit weather or he all fucked up on that good stuff?
     
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    Crash and Burn. :coffee:
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    :artiejj:
     
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    What happened? I was doodling.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    I think he had some Hawaiian Punch.
     
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    Can someone bring a cot out here so we can watch him crash and burn?

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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    [​IMG] Artie was crashing and burning before it was cool.
     
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    Maybe he made his pants while sleeping in a Pittsburgh hotel. These things happen you know.
     
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    artie will never be sober if he doesn't start going to meetings and getting himself a sponsor. although i always felt artie was overrated, it's painful seeing him relapsing into his addiction. he's obviously in a dark place...
     
  11. datchguy

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    Is it really all that painful after all the chances and opportunity he's had to turn his life around? A loser is a loser is a loser.
     
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    "Made in his pants"..."make a doodie"..."make an announce"..."made me a party"...:D

    "Keep coming back, it works if you work it". "Meeting makers make it"...."Artie's gonna do what Artie's gonna do". One of these things does not belong here. :facepalm:
     
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    Bad Chinese food?

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    "Ahhhh, look muthafukas, I had FOOD POISONING, you understand...Now!"
     
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    "Hey Pittsburgh, *cough cough*, it's Artie. I'm not gonna make it in today. *cough cough*...."
     
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    I have to agree with this and I was an Artie fan. We get it you weren't there to hold the ladder when dad fell.
     
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    Will Howard reach out to his bro and help him out?


    Or will he sit back, let him die, then play some god awful tribute to Art on his shitty satellite radio show?
     
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    I got a feeling even if that had never happened, Artie would still be a giant screw up.
     
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    Im in downtown Pittsburgh as I type this at a conference and its sprinkling. I didnt even need and umbrella.
     
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    Is it sprinkling heroin by any chance?