Artie Lange's Quitter

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Asshat, Feb 19, 2014.

  1. Asshat

    Asshat Well-Known Member

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    I remember when he first started this thing, he was all like "Twitter is stupid, I'll call mine Quitter and I don't give a shit about anything"

    Now he's just another fag narcissist on Twitter, posting stupid unfunny, uninteresting asskiss-baiting nonsense like "Just had dinner at Il Mulino--Amazing!" "That Wahlberg family is sooo funny, ZOMG I can't wait to try a Wahlburger!" "Thanks Derek Jeter for 20 years of excellence" :facepalm: Plus endless plugs for stand-up gigs.

    Fuck you Artie.
     
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    He tries to be like Colin Quinn with tweeting dumb shit to get a reaction. Colin is the master.
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    At the beginning he was posting some VERY funny photos and schtick (one of which became my missing avatar) and people were kind enough to link to some of it here. I haven't checked ArtieQuitter in a very long time. I really don't twat. (Rare checks of web page versions notwithstanding.)

    The Wahlburger line in particular seems appropriately sarcastic, but he really is a Jeter fan, no?
     
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    Yes, he's the best thing on Twitter...am I right gang?
     
  5. Asshat

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    Yes, in the beginning he was using it as a medium for comedy, and there was some good stuff. But now, he has devolved into using Twitter exactly like every other self-absorbed asshole bore in the world does. So disgusted with that fatfuck right now.
     
  6. ltd86

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    I saw some prolific ass-kissing he was doing regarding fallon.
    also, kissing directv and chris longs ass
     
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    its funny sometimes
     
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    4/3/12 Nick and Artie Show- Artie debuts Artie Quitter. Hour 3 they play Artie's Fallon appearance where he talks about Queeting.

    The stuff he was tweeting those first few months was pretty funny. Too bad he doesn't give a shit about it anymore, like his radio show.
     
  9. Peau de Soie

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    We do all see the appropriateness of him "quitting" on all this stuff, right?

    It says so right there on the tin. (And we never believe him.)
     
  10. Asshat

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    This morning he actually tweeted a photo and used #tbt--that is hashtag code for "throwback thursday". (If you are part of the herd, on Thursdays you put up old or "throwback" photos of yourself along with "#tbt".) Well that tore it. I let him have it. Hopefully he will read my tweet and spend some time looking into the mirror. Fucking jerkoff.
     
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    What herd? Twatsters in general, a particular group of people, or just anyone who knows about the tag? (Also, of course, throwback is one word so "tbt" doesn't make that much sense.)

    It sounds awful.... but hey it's his life. Let us know if you get a reply.

    That Artie Lange, of everyone in the universe, would be using hashtags unironically... wow.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Holy shit whine more you faggots
     
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    Killing yourself would be the optimal outcome, you fucking loser
     
  14. Asshat

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    Fuck you half-witted shitface. Please tell me that you live in the NYC tri-state area.
     
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    Oh dear.
     
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    Are you going to "pay him to meet you"
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    Oh man, good times :jj:
     
  20. Asshat

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    Why don't you all go fuck off and go back to your little bar forum, make a few thousand more parodies of each other's retarded parody threads. Leave this thread alone, you have no interest in the Artie Lange Show, I have no interest in knowing any of you. Annoying little shits.