Artie "Lightning" Lange flys around the bases at charity softball gig

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  1. Quedee

    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    bad throw to first .... lol got a thats not a double but an error...
     
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    My Dad and I ran a half triathlon 2 years ago. My Dad is 68 years-old. If he looked like Artie I would already be picking out spots at the cemetery.
     
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    Now it's time for Booey to laugh at Artie.

    And I like how Artie takes his hat off while he's running, he must think he's pretty fast.
     
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    Marianne was there? Screams sound like hers
     
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    He runs like he's pulling a trailer behind him.

    He knows that he reached on an error but, he's probably telling everyone that he hit a double, hoping that they don't know shit about baseball.
     
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    1. sue costello is the worst and i'm mad at myself for giving her stupid instagram video an extra view

    2. That's an E5, not a "double," fat ass
     
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    That 60 yards sprint is the most exercise Artie has had in the last 5+ years.
    :artiejj:
     
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    Artie is a regular Barry Bonds with his batting power

    Most bunts go farther than that
     
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    That trailer was his fat ass.
     
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    Hey Dice when am i gonna get my 5 Grand.:artiejj:
     
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    :artiejj::artiejj::artiejj::artiejj:
     
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    I see he runs the bases just as well as he does stand up.
     
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    Holy crap is that man out of shape.
     
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    He's like a young Juan Samuel...
     
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    hes a regular ricky henderson
     
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    It would have been nice if that fucking moronic cameraman got out of the fucking way.

    BTW, Artie looks like a beached whale running after the good humor man.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    He's only five sit ups away from being a fat slob.
     
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    Great play by Artie!!

    The hit, not so much, but playing in a charity event that benefits the widows and children of police officers, well done Mr. Lange.

    Free pass for a while.
     
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