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Artie on Twitter is a riot

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  1. renchfrieswith

    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    His updates have given me some genuine lolz. It's like reading a comic book.

    Here Shamus sells me amphetamines
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    Here I realize that Shamus just sold me Mucinex!
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    Here I double check and it's MUCINEX!!!!
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    After I hear this creep tell another racist joke, I sell him the Mucinex and tell him it's amphetamines
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    Here Shamus finds out the hard way what happens when you sell Artie fake drugs
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    Here I tell Shamus where to buy a hand - after he's done cleaning the blender
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    Here I find out the hard way that I have Crohn's Disease.
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    Here I am beating Shamus at poker...again
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    While im getting ready for my JDate, some creep tells me he doesn't think blacks should be allowed to vote
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    Here Señor Creepy finds out what I think of that opinion
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    Here I explain to another hot chick I'm not Taylor Lautner
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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    Here I react to news that Shamus has pancreatic cancer
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    Here Shamus tells me he was only kidding about having pancreatic cancer
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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    Me explaining to two fans that my autograph is $20 each!
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    Me replenishing electrolytes after a hard workout next to the birthplace of Frank Sinatra - Hoboken NJ
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    Saw Titanic 3D. Me in my glasses distraught over the sad ending. Couldn't stop crying when Billy Zane killed himself.
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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    HAHAHAHA.

    Me and old coke dealer (kidding)
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    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Shot Dead

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    Fucking Artie. That shit is funny.
     
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    Here I explain to another hot chick I'm not Taylor Lautner

    lols
     
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    The Crohns disease one is hilarious
    Nice to see Artie making funnies
     
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    Artie is the man!
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...ok thats cool maybe even sticky worthy? i dont want to follow on twitter but that shit is funny.
     
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    ...nevermind, i didnt know we had an artie forum. :facepalm:
     
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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    That one had me in stitches.
     
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    kev Well-Known Member VIP

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    He just posted more:

    Here my trainer explains to me why it's cooler to be African American.

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    Here my trainer explains to me why I'm not getting results on the treadmill

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    Talk about embarrassing. Here I completely miss the punching bag and punch my trainer in the face

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    One more:

    Here my trainer falls for the oldest trick in the book

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    Sorry for all the posts, but he posted a few more including this one:

    Here Dan Falato and I greet the two winners of the "Dan & Artie go to the prom with you" contest...Hazel and Mavis

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    Jesus Dan looks like a douche. Are those the twin broads? If they're not, all these blond chicks look alike to me I guess.
     
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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    I dunno, man. Those girls look pretty hot.
     
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    I just want Artie to make friends with TEBOW, now that would be comedy.
     
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    Yes, I totally agree.
     
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    Artie is great. I wish him well
     
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    I'm very happy to see the show adding stations and growing. These guys deserve to be successful with this show. It's funny as hell. Very entertaining.

    I hope the addition of TV doesn't hurt the radio show.

    -S
     
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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    I would like Artie to talk about every day shit instead of just sports. I don't really care about sports really, nor do I follow them, so I miss a lot of references and inside jokes on their show.

    The Howard Stern show needs Artie more then ever and Artie needs the Howard Stern show to really shine, but I'm pretty sure that'll never happen.

    Still also hoping for that Guns 'n Roses reunion though.
     
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