Artie Once Claimed That Beth Was a Hotter Version of Christie Brinkley....

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  1. Famous

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    Back in the ass-kissing days, Artie once claimed that Beth was a younger, hotter, version of Christie Brinkley. I'm not gonna even compare the two in their primes. Too easy.

    But here's Christie now, at the age of 59. Is Beth even "hotter" than her now?



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    He might be right, stretch her face add Chinese eyes and a joker smile and it'll start to look like beth
     
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    He also said "Beth is an Angel". I'm the biggest Artie fan going, but that was pathetic and frankly it bummed me out. Artie never fucked with anyone on the show before he got there, though, from day one he kissed Howard's ass. Only strung out/going through withdrawals Artie towards the end managed to break that trend.
     
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    Who's paul pierce?
     
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    And just for fun, I will compare them in their primes, due to Artie's asinine statement.

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    Christie Brinkley at 59 (her current age) is hotter than Beth was at 30 (after she started to all her plastic surgeries).
     
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    Yeah, but I'm not picking on Artie. It was an unspoken edict for all of them. They all had to kiss her ass. This particular statement just stands out in my mind.

    What's this in reference to? If you're asking in a serious manner, he's a basketball player for the Celtics. Sorry if an easy joke is going over my head... :eek:
     
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    Artie did not know who Paul pierce was.

    Oh and...
    Christy is 59? She looks good!
     
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    yeah Artie was on heroin that day
     
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    Charles Barkley is better looking than Beth.
     
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    Artie also said he wasn't on heroin.

    Artie also wanted to keep using heroin while saying he wasn't on heroin...
     
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    Huntley and Brinkley [​IMG] are better looking than Beth
     
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    Some more:


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    I'll take tan mom over both of them!

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    Contour by Getty Images :facepalm:

    Beth: Ummm what am I supposed to wear?
    Getty photog: You didn't bring your wardrobe?
    Beth: Oh no! Howard said just like all the other modoe's you would have my outfits!
    Getty photog: /thinks Thank god this is the last favor I owe my editor... Shit lemme look around, she's about the same size as my gay lover :bigthink:
    Hear Beth, tries these jeans and a tube top, they are to die for!
    Beth: See Howard was wryte! You do have my wardroe ready. /team binky dance
     
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    'Okieee dokie'
     
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    Ah, ok.

    I know, that's why it's funny that she was the example, of all people. I think that she's the best looking older celebrity out there. And she still looks like herself, which is great.


    Some side by side comparisons of Christie & Beth recently, even though Christie is 18 years her senior:


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    Brinkley's casual style is great, by the way. Beth should take lessons:

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    beth should've gone to christie's grandma's house.


    it's funny, when i saw a current picture of jenny mccarthy she is unrecognizable. christy's work is very good.
     
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    Artie was simply in Howard/Beth ass lathering mode.

    He also claimed that Beth was extremely smart also, and compared her to an angel.

    I'm not one of those that is constantly bashing Beth looks, while she is nothing close to my type she is attractive. That being said, she was never a fraction as hot as
    Christy Brinklley, and at this point Christy at 59 is way hotter than beth at 40
     
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