Artie prefers to drive into Manhattan

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  1. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    I don't know if anyone still listens to the podcast after Artie's latest full blown relapse and meltdown but he went off on Fellato for 2 hours the other day because fellato used his car on a day he had a meeting in Manhattan so poor Artie had to walk to the PATH and then take an uber.

    I know Artie thinks we're all stupid but really motherfucker anyone with a clue knows Manhattan is the worst fucking place in the world to be trapped in a car in. Plus he lives in Hoboken he can throw a rock to the nearest path station which is way cheaper than tolls and gas.


    So go drive your car to Washington Heights or Long Island City, buy a big fat bag of dope and kill yourself
     
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    It beats walkin to St. Louis..
    :artiejj:
     
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  3. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I've been listening to Nick and actually enjoying myself as opposed to Art's podcast.....Artie can fuck himself.....which is probably pretty challenging with how fucking fat he is. A walk now and then could do him some good.
     
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    How about getting an Uber in Hoboken? Or those things we used before Uber came along. i think they're called car services.
     
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    Since the Pittsburgh incident, the podcast has been really hard to listen to.

    Artie should sleep with Dan already. He's obsessed with him. He can't stop talking about him to anyone on the show or when it's just the two of them he has to know what he's doing at all times. He's totally consumed with him. It's really annoying.

    I hated just about all the original regulars but God do I miss them nowadays. If I never heard Falato's voice I'd be so happy.

    I'm pulling the plug. I just can't do it anymore. I really like hearing Artie regularly, but listening to him blowing his nose or tell Dan he's gay has run its course for me.
     
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    Same here. Subscribed two weeks ago.
     
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    I'm with you. Since his unpaid regulars left the show has been unlistenable. Fellato is NOT an on air talent, to say the least. So it's just Artie doing ponderous, repetitive filler for the entire show.
     
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    Any one here want to buy a summer home in jersey. ( just reduced )
     
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    Driving in from Hoboken takes hours in the mornings unless you leave at 3am. My office looks over the tunnel entrance and nobody moves fast thru there.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    NYC is not auto friendly.
     
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    it was but mayor Dibumble hates cars.
     
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    The one interesting thing about that episode was Artie revealed his meeting was with See-So, which is NBC's attempt at a subscriber streaming service devoted to comedy programming. They (allegedly) want to animate sound bytes from the podcast and make a show. Artie said the meeting didn't go very well.

    I actually enjoyed yesterday's podcast with Artie introducing Adrienne Iapalucci to all of Dan's queer habits. Adrienne was legitimately finding that stuff funny because it was fresh to her. That was fun to hear. Too bad Artie only has guests up to his place on Leap Day now.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Hoboken is itself a giant parking lot. I would rather get water boarded than drive there during a weekday
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    I'm the opposite I think the podcast got better once Geno left.
     
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    I'll take Artie ripping Geno over Falato any day of the week.
     
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    Oh yeah and I hate Geno. But I loathe Falato and Artie's obsession with him.
     
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    Geno wasn't that bad. For me it was Sue Costello and that equally unfunny black comedian who were show killers. I always hated when Bocchetti would sit in because it just caused Artie to waste a half hour to get Bocchetti to say something they could mock him with for the rest of the show. But that aside, having those other people in the room prevented Artie from having to do those interminable improv filler sessions. It just kills the entire podcast.
     
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    He has always done that though. Artie has been having Levy on who is way better than Geno
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Sue was awful I agree. The podcast was basically about her and was brutal.

    Geno was just really rye. He's not funny. His football talk was dull and not insightful. The entire time the only thing he ever did that was funny was when he asked Stuttering John to tell a joke he wrote for Leno and John froze because he never wrote anything
     
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    Why didn't he just airbnb that shit?
     
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