Artie quotes: The greatest!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    "I just like feeling Something...it doesn't have to be pleasure"
    --Artie Lange, Joe Rogan Podcast 2-25-2015
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    We'll grab lunch when we're in Vegas Gar...
    We're not fuckin bros....
     
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    Good quote. Its deep
     
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    "Listen Gar, (cough cough) I'm sick today but will definitely be in tomorrow, probably."
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Artie had a great line about the NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco (#85) Johnson. He said he wanted to "change my name to my cholesterol number in Spanish."
     
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    Fear is not a eric the factor for arthur lange :grad:
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Evidently!

    Hollis, I am busy right now. Call back.
     
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  9. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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    I think Bob Levy is basically Jeffrey Dahmer if he read a joke book. He gets out on the internet, he stalks these women, he throws out this web of deceit, and sleaziness and hair dye and bad coke, whiskey beer breath and cheap fucking target shirts and coupons for 2 for 1 sizzler steak on a Wednesday. His 40 thousand dollar house outside of Philly that somehow has a pool, I don't know what the fuck that looks like, his poor child being raised by a father who's just not there and a mother who hates being with the father. The father is in the basement that's damp, clearly doesn't have a proper heat or air conditioning. Somehow he gets over to this disgusting jizz drenched, stinking, whiskey sobbing computer keyboard and types out who's out there? Who's out there in virgin creepland that I can fuck with my web of grossness.
     
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    Take care, brush your hair.....
     
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    Howard: "she was not in to fat guys"
    Artie: "well let's bring a girl in who has a pelican fetish for you"

    *not exact quote, but was hilarious*
     
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    I remember listening "live" to that Wrap Up Show. :clap:
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Stroopala, Schveeadel, and some fresh pishcotes. Ravioli's and canolies
    I eat em up like a metzafanook!
     
  14. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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    I think that whole drama was probably the best thing in the revolution, followed by when they waxed Richard Christie.
     
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    "Congratulations, Jeff. You found a job where you could be replaced by a stiff wind."

    - Artie, after hearing Jeff the Drunk was in charge of making sure a back door remained closed during deliveries at a store
     
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    What about the mbrizshoot?
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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    Sal, I wanna tell you something. I don't like you on any level and I don't care what you think about Beer League. I really don't.

    Sal, you will never work again in this business after this show. Because you're a nothing. You're a nothing. This show will go away and you'll be a homeless ass wipe. Because you suck. Sal, I don't like you. I don't like you at all. And if you come to me outside with this bullshit I'm gonna drop ya. I'm gonna fucking punch you in the face.

    Howard, I don't care man, I don't care. Then fire me. I'm telling you, I'm dropping him if I see him.
     
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    You're not my bro..

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    Mean while , back @ Chimney Manor ..............

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    "You look prehistoric"
    One of the first times they saw Eric the Midget on his webcam.
     
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    What if I bring in girls who are into pelicans

    :lol: