Artie reveals who one of the scumbags he didn't name in his book is.

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  1. Humph

    Humph Well-Known Member

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    Aw, fifteen minutes?!? I wanna know why Artie hates Sam Simon *now*!
     
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    "We've taken your weaknesses and made them tremendously entertaining for our show. The more drug addicted and drunk you get, the better and more fun for my show."
    :eek:

    But Sam Simon was the culprit in his life. :wtf:

    Years later.....

    "I swear I did not know Artie was on drugs. We would NEVER use his problems for show ratings or content. I really thought he was just tired or on a sugar/cupcake crash."
     
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    I used to love the tv show Simon & Simon :wtf:
     
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    Nikki growing a tail

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    You changed your AV and it took me a minute to realize it. I like it.

    I think everyone knew Howard was lying about what he knew about the drug use. He's just a prick who was more concerned about his show than Artie's health. Howie wasn't responsible for Art's drug use, but his role exploiting it for laughs makes me think less of him.
     
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    Anything for entertainment.....
    I didn't know what that AV was, little scary....
     
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    I think the other guy he "hates" is Jason Kaplan.
     
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    @5:21


    "I stabbed myself 9 times while on heroin."

    In his book he says he was only on Vicodin and booze after rehab. He got out and just did pills. No mention of heroin ever. He said he panicked when he ran out of the pills. If he had heroin he would've fell right asleep, like he wanted. The sleep he was looking for, "for days". He never did heroin that night or the weeks before the stabbing according to him. That or his book is a lie.

    So how could he have been on heroin? Does he ever tell the truth? :dontknow:
     
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    I think you could be right, I've noticed Jason's name is always absent when he talks about how great everyone on the show was to him

    any idea what the reason could be?
     
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    How disappointing: after Artie left the asylum/rehab after his stabbing suicide attempt, Sam offered Artie a lead role as a slob in a short film with a script that "made fun of every shortcoming in my life". It seemed awkward but not worthy of the venom that closed Crash & Burn.

    He said the other guy was someone we wouldn't know. I had thought it would be someone like Levy that tried to take his THSS job.
     
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    I never liked Sam Simon and think the guy gets much more credit for the Simpsons than he deserves. I guess Artie is getting the last laugh on that guy as well.
     
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    I wonder if the other not really famous person is Ralph.
     
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    I googled artie Lange and Sam Simon and a 2012 post on here says that artie does not think Sam Simon is a real human being
     
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    Not a real shocking revelation, Matt Groening and George Carlin thought Simon was an asshole as well.
     
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    I betcha Sam has no idea what Artie is talking about.
     
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    Sam Simon is dying, and is using his money for good and not evil, I can only applaud him for doing something meaningful with his last days...
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Artie's voice is excruciating to listen to at this point. How someone could listen to a 90 minute podcast of that is beyond me.
     
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    I agree, I just don't believe a word Artie says anymore. He changes his stories and contradicts his books so many times, it's insane. I wish him and Sam and everyone else well, but I just don't believe him for a second anymore. In my opinion, I think 90% of his stories are exaggerated BS. I think he made them up to be more like Belushi in life.
     
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    He's probably upset he didn't die on a "high" note.....he is just a sad man now......
     
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