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Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Pearse, Jul 2, 2012.
Damn. "Thanks" for the link? Man, Artie...
Dood would literally need a sword to pierce all that fat.
What a blob.
Shiny Adrienne and blobo
Does anyone know how Artie & Adrienne met?
I'm sure he told the story on Stern, but I don't recall.
I think she was working in or near a tanning salon he was passing. (And it shows in her current girlish crow's feet.)
HOLY FUCK.. Adrienne IS SMOKIN HOT
Artie, you lucky bastard
Artie walks by tanning salon and sees Adrienne working.
He looks for an excuse to talk to her, finds one in that the place also offers shaves.
He goes in all suave and shit and asks for a shave.
First mace-shot to the face.
She said the shave dude wasn't in right then, but if he left his name and number, she'd call when he was in.
Artie starts rapping to her through his red, stingy eyes, finds out she's from South Jersey...............Phillies country..................Yankees are due to play the Phillies in the next few days..................Artie's got season tickets to the Yankees..............I don't think I need to spell out where this is going.
When he comes to, she says yes, or mumbles something about getting his shinebox. The story isn't clear.
Then Artie invites her to an SNL after-party. He hires a town car to pick her up in NJ and whisk her off to NYC, and it drops her off in the exact same spot where Alec Baldwin assaulted his first paparazzi.
And it's been a rock 'n roll rollercoaster ever since!
Oh my god, what a bod
His girl's not too bad eith... Sorry too easy