Artie tells Fitzsimmons he may be on the Stern show in November

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    The operative word is "may". However, Artie should've been on the show already.
     
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    He ain't never coming back. Don't hold your breath . . .
     
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    Listening to Artie on Fitzsimmons' show is like having somebody wipe a booger on a pile of dog shit and then asking you to eat it. I don't understand why anybody would subject themselves to it.
     
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    Why get in a boat that is full of holes:dontknow:
     
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    Is Artie the boat with holes?
     
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    Howard "may" not even be on the air by then.
     
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    Artie is a Buchwald client.
    Stern gets a taste of Fatsos success.
    Howard allows Tubby to be an earner.
    No Stern help = Artie living in his moms basement pissing in the slop sink.
    :wop:
     
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    Yeah, right. Howard will find a way to get out of that one.
     
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    I thought they healed. :dontknow:
     
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    Every time Artie drinks it just comes pouring out of the holes in his stomach. He wasn't peeing on the wall that day, he was simply drinking a beer.
     
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    Will Artie still be alive in November?:dontknow:
     
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    I doubt this will ever happen.
     
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    no stern help?
     
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    Artie is the holes
     
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    I don't think it will happen either since Artie makes it sound like it's a 50/50 shot.

    If Stern wanted him back then he would have been on by now.
     
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    :iohi5:
     
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    Artie's going to be on the show in November like Howard was asked back for a second season of AGT.
     
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    I listened to the first hour of Tuesday's N&A. Angry Artie attacked Dan and his wife and tried to make jokes about her weight. Then Angry Artie blew up at Colin Quinn and ruined the whole Gonzo bit for the three people who still think Gonzo wasn't Quinn. Nick seemed upset about that.

    When Artie doesn't get his way or when he gets sent to time out, he gets vicious. It's gonna be fun to watch him alienate the showbiz friends he still has left. I can't wait until Nick has enough and really opens up on Tubby's fat ass. It's gonna be brutal.