Artie - The Stench of Failure

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  1. Blazing Buffalo

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    Somewhat interesting interview of Mr Lange

    Didn't see it posted anywhere so...

    http://www.wcqj.com/the-stench-of-failure/


    The Q&A-


    Q: When was the last time you talked to Howard Stern?

    A: About 2 years ago.

    Q: In 2006 you admitted to having a man’s load shot on your chest at an orgy. Since then, have any other men spilled their seed on your body?

    A: No, and that was a complete mistake, and no. It’s never happened again, nor will it ever happen again.

    Q: Artie, We lost the greatest wack-paker ever, Eric the “Actor”. What was your best memory of this little guy from Sacramento?

    A:He came to a comedy gig I did in San Francisco once, and he was onstage for exactly 4 minutes, and got booed offstage and wanted me to pay him $4,000. And I obliged, cuz I loved him, but he had this kind of “I don’t care” attitude that is what you need in show business, I believe.

    Q:Loved you on the Stern show, enjoyed both your books too. The show has never been as good since you left. Will you ever do an interview with Stern? Or appear on wrap up maybe?

    A:Sure I would if they wanted me to! But the time would have to be right, I think. But of course I would, I would do anything for the show.

    Q:What is your podcast going to be like? How many hours/how often, etc? How much will it cost? Loved the direct TV show.

    A:The show will be at least 3 times a week for 2 hours per day. And the cost will be $6.95 a month, we’re working on it, nothing too expensive. But it will be COMPLETELY uncensored and a lot of fun, so it’ll be a blast, I promise.

    Q:What was your favorite moment ever on Stern?

    A:probably when I got to sing with AC/DC. I got to sing “You Shook Me All Night Long.” Out of a bunch of fun times, that was probably my favorite time.
     
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    Fuck anyone who booed ETM....
     
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    6 hours a week for $7?

    Yikes.
     
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    Q: When was the last time you talked to Howard Stern?

    A: About 2 years ago.

    But the wigged fag said they were bros?!?
     
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    When beef was asked about Artie on Andy cohens show, watch what happens live, she said yes, they still talked to artie
     
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    In all fairness, she thinks Artie is the repairman that fixes all the shit she breaks while she is black-out drunk.
     
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    He learned from his Bro....
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Yes, Artie wants to be paid one dollar per hour from each and every person who listens to him.

    It will make Artie the highest paid performer in the history of humanity, on a per capita basis.
     
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    :secret: 6.95 a month comes to about 25 cents an hour.
     
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    Next thing you know, I'll be hearing how I have to brush my teeth more than twice per week. Toothpaste isn't that easy to steal, you know.
     
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    A:The show will be at least 3 times a week for 2 hours per day. And the cost will be $6.95 a month, we’re working on it, nothing too expensive. But it will be COMPLETELY uncensored and a lot of fun, so it’ll be a blast, I promise.

    :jj:
     
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    ...and Beth has mentioned that she and Howard are "good friends" with Howard's daughters.
     
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    I don't know if I could listen to an Artie podcast, let alone pay for it.

    I think he was great as a sidekick... interjecting here and there. But can he carry a show?
     
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