Artie Today

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Peau de Soie, Sep 14, 2014.

  1. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

    Reputations:
    11,162
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    9,617
    Likes Received:
    2,078
    This man is 46 years old. He has overdosed and attempted suicide several times. How the devil does his body go on?

    [​IMG]

    From his twat cream, er, twat stream .
     
  2. seau45

    seau45 New Member

    Reputations:
    530
    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2014
    Messages:
    20
    Likes Received:
    19
    he would be dead without his mother and sister
     
    AmishGirl likes this.
  3. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

    Reputations:
    11,162
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    9,617
    Likes Received:
    2,078
    Not entirely sure about that. Where do you think all that chicken parm and mootz in the fridge comes from? It's an enabling familial circle jerk from what I can tell.

    He let his mother find him on his last suicide attempt. What kind of pent up hatefulness does THAT indicate. But of course I don't know that they can do anything to save him. He's one bullheaded self-destructive prick. He had a famous chef throwing a healthy eating custom meal delivery at him (like Nutrisystem but edible and expertly prepared) and just blew him off, several times.

    Anybody know if Adrienne is still around?
     
  4. seau45

    seau45 New Member

    Reputations:
    530
    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2014
    Messages:
    20
    Likes Received:
    19
    I'm sure Artie would eat himself to obesity whether or not his mom cooked for him but he seems to really lean on her in times of crisis.But yes he can be a selfish asshole at times
     
  5. Asshat

    Asshat Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,466
    Joined:
    May 15, 2013
    Messages:
    1,492
    Likes Received:
    1,448
    Timely topic. Keep up the good work pal.
     
  6. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    52,490
    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2012
    Messages:
    4,752
    Likes Received:
    8,059
    Is Jeff Ross playing guitar for Rage Against the Machine now?
     
  7. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,892
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    16,093
    Likes Received:
    409
    lol
     
  8. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

    Reputations:
    11,162
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    9,617
    Likes Received:
    2,078
    It's still a slightly better look than his recent Buckwheat / Sideshow Bob fro.
     
  9. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    29,937
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    7,098
    Likes Received:
    4,002
    I don't think she's still in the picture.
    He didn't take her to Fallon - he took his uncle.
    And Amy Schumer had a party last weekend & he took his sister with him, instead of Adrienne.
    Plus, he hasn't posted any pics of her on twitter in a long time.
     
  10. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    147,222
    Joined:
    May 12, 2012
    Messages:
    24,442
    Likes Received:
    20,803
    Thank goodness, poor girl ....
     
  11. Artiessobriety

    Artiessobriety Active Member

    Reputations:
    1,143
    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2013
    Messages:
    415
    Likes Received:
    128
    That would explain why he hasn't said anything about their wedding.
     
  12. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    131,570
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    10,783
    Likes Received:
    15,940
    I noticed on Fallon he started some story with "I had a fiancée..." As far as I know, Adrienne was the only fiancée he had, so maybe things are over. Again. :dontknow:
     
  13. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

    Reputations:
    11,162
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    9,617
    Likes Received:
    2,078
    Then she escaped a short life of misery and he escaped a rapidly aging 30 year old plank of wood with 60 year old skin.

    So it's "all good" I guess. Thanks for the updates guys.
     
  14. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

    Reputations:
    11,162
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    9,617
    Likes Received:
    2,078
    Oh now it makes sense. You're the one who takes local city buses to the outerboroughs. To "play golf".
     
  15. Asshat

    Asshat Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,466
    Joined:
    May 15, 2013
    Messages:
    1,492
    Likes Received:
    1,448
    It's a 15-minute bus ride from the ferry, it's the only route that makes sense. Listen to you. Getting all snotty and bent out of shape because I called Staten Island a backwoods. F you, F Bochetti, F Artie.

    This Artie forum needs to be put out of its misery already.
     
    yaddc likes this.
  16. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

    Reputations:
    11,162
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    9,617
    Likes Received:
    2,078
    I apologize for making you click the subforum and read the posts. Now I must go because someone is forcing me to visit a Beanie Baby forum.
     
  17. kev

    kev Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,568
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,027
    Likes Received:
    1,282


    Artie suddenly very active on Twitter.

    The breakup with Adrienne would've been great radio on N&A, too bad.
     
  18. Mugsysam

    Mugsysam Active Member

    Reputations:
    -63
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2013
    Messages:
    578
    Likes Received:
    80
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Most of all I&#39;ve gotta huge announcement soon about my next full time job in show biz. All I can say is it will involve some old gang fr DTV</p>&mdash; Artie Lange (@artiequitter) <a href="">September 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
    JayJ likes this.
  19. kev

    kev Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,568
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,027
    Likes Received:
    1,282
    :pray: please not Bocchetti or the twins.
     
  20. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    131,570
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    10,783
    Likes Received:
    15,940
    Or boring Ritchie zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :eek: