Artie Wants A Gun

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Rmdw34, May 18, 2016.

  1. Rmdw34

    Rmdw34 Active Member

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    So I heard the podcast and Artie went to get a license for a gun. This will end well.
     
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    Works faster than a knife.
     
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    I'm a pro gun rights guy but I think Artie absolutely should not have access to any firearm
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    He is not supposed to be given a permit: he was institutionalized for observation and emotional distress.
     
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    Seemed like the whole story was just a cheap excuse to brag about how much money he earned in 2014 ("I guess I have to include the amount for the sake of the story....")
     
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    Survey says??
     
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    Isn't he a felon? I thought felons can get a license for a weapon
     
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    I think he said he made 1.2M in 2014. And then he bragged about paying 73K cash for his Range . Then he bragged about not having a mortgage on his condo. Then he bragged about just getting another big check for a book deal.

    All of this was ONLY done to enhance the story for his listeners, of course.
     
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    I wonder if he really is a felon. Don't felons usually have to do prison time? His 48 hour stay at LA County not withstanding...
     
  10. Night Ape

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    Believe it or not, he is: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/artie-langes-rap-sheet

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    I can't make much of these documents, except that Artie was arrested 11-14-96 for possessing (a felony) and being under the influence of cocaine (a misdemeanor). Then was arraigned on 11/18 and ultimately ordered to 2 years probation on 2-24-97.

    The documents having to do with bail are blank, which I guess could mean he may have sat in lockup for 3 months.

    This story always changes when he tells it, but here at least is some proof.
     
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    He was bragging about that again? Christ, he even runs his bragging material into the ground.
     
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    I don't believe those numbers.

    At all.
     
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    He would not be eligible for s gun. He's a felon and he was committed no chance.
     
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    $73,000 for a stove?
     
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    Artie knows he can't get a gun legally, so he casually mentions needing one on the podcast. Next thing you know, dozens of his obsessive psycho fans FedEx him oodles of hot iron. The Aristocrats!
     
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    His cleaning lady is gonna have a hell of a mess to clean up if that fat fuck ever gets a gun.
     
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    His nose still looks rough these days...hopefully he cleans up before his carry permit photo
     
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    He might not be able to get a gun but if he finally gets married and his wife has a clean record; she can buy the gun.
     
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    Plus he's a felon.
     
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    maybe he knows that guy who was charged for selling concealed carry permits in nyc?