Artie: "Wouldn't it be great if the 72 virgins turn out to be dudes"

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    This is why I subscribe to his ArtieQuitter podcast. He's still fucking funny, something The Wig will never be.

    Long may he reign.

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    That joke was funnier when it was on Family Guy 7 years ago.

     
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    Woops
     
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    That's why terrorists are mainly men. What woman would kill for 72 male virgins??
     
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    Why people are obsessed with this fat fuck loser is beyond me. He had it all and he fell to his fucking degenerate durg use. The fuck was he so depressed about. Too great a gig. Too many hookers on his dick? Making too mch noney on side gigs?

    To hell with this jabroni. Hey Artie, you could even do yourself in correctly.

    Take another stab at it.
     
  6. Mugsy

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    What would be even better is if they were all fat, drug addicted comedians, who haven't created a new act in 15 years.
     
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    I forget if it was attell or Quinn on one of his recent podcasts said that anyone doing there same act from 3 or 4 years ago isn't writing enough...all I could do was laugh
     
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    Robin Williams did this joke in 2002, but said when bin Laden would die, he'd be confronted by an angry George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and 69 other colonials.

    Because Osama read it wrong; it was 72 Virginians.
     
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    actually, they'd be boys, which they're quite fond of. so it all works out :clap:
     
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    I dunno, I suspect most would prefer it if they were in fact dudes....
     
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    Fucking a virgin is way overrated, much less 72 of em.
     
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    That's a funny line? I'm surprised he didn't yell Tony Homo!!!! Oh!!!!!
     
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    Shit, Artie has a half dozen jokes/stories he still tells which have hit puberty. I'd actually be impressed with him if he had a new act every 3 or 4 years.

    I was just listening to his 11-10-15 cast (which was recorded a while before that) and he had a comedian on. They were taking about different jokes they tell or decide not to tell and the reactions they get. The other comedian actually had a couple pretty funny ones he mentioned, but Artie's were all bad and of course ones I'd heard 300 times from him. Let's see, we got the n-word vs midget, the n-word while playing basketball, Sesame Street with AIDS (I've got the AIDS, BIRRRD) and there was at least one more Artie "classic" I forgot now, if not more. To quote Mr. Lange "I get douche chills" listening to him re-tell these, because they not only aren't funny but I've heard them more than I've heard "Stairway to Heaven". A couple of his jokes could've been funny if he knew how to structure and deliver them.
     
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    Not funny at all. What a hack.
     
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    Sounds like Artie might become a bomber now.
     
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