Entertainment Artie

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  1. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig Banned User

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    Artie Lange on Fallon Thursday night.
     
  2. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Why?
    What could he possibly have to promote that would positively add to Fallon's ratings? :bigthink

    I'm stumped.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Give your daughts on what you think he might talk about.
     
  4. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig Banned User

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    Dont have a clue. Havnt heard from the guy in a while now.
     
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    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    he was also on jim gaffigan's? "sitcom" last night
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    It's August
     
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    Has Fallon's show fallen this far?
     
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    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    his podcast and upcoming comedy special probably, plus when he is on fallon he usually just does his material and jimmy does that laugh. we will hear some recycled jokes plus some new ones i'm sure. he is 2nd guest so not as much air time. he says it's his 5th time on and he has been on fallon more than any other guest. fiyaaaaaa....

    edit: 50 sit ups away from a young jack lalane

    edit2: can't go swimming because it's never 30 minutes since i last ate
     
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    Gaffigan looks like a fat Boomer Esiason.
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Poor mouthing and asking people to sign up for his podcast..... I wonder which story he'll tell that we've all heard 136754786 times. Ohhh... Or maybe he'll recite godfather quotes.
     
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    Jimmy to Artie did you really piss in a bucket while on the air. lol
     
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    More gambling stories too...
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    How's the weather for a slow trip to St. Louis?

    Should you make hookers clap their hands?

    What are your dirty cop friends up to (actually, I believe his dirty cop friend was indicted for murder).
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    *vocal fry* "yeah I put a nickle on the Yankees the other night and I lost".. Along with a reference to a 70's Yankees player nobody cares about
     
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    Fallon will laugh and clap his hands at a story he tells.
     
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    he's a good story teller
     
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    Maybe he'll give a shoutout to the realtor's website who's desperately trying to sell his Jersey shore house? :dontknow:
     
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    I have spotify and sometimes I will listen to comedy shuffle.

    They play different bits from many different comedy albums, one of which is arties last one.

    He is literally the weakest comedian you hear. I haven't heard of most of the comedians I am listening to but every single one of them, man and woman, is way better than Artie.

    It's actually embarrassing when he comes on.
     
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    I always say Artie's stuff is decent if you've never heard stand-up comedy before..
     
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