artie's back 01 06 14

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ltd86, Jan 6, 2014.

  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    LIVE Tonight! Artie welcomes in sportscaster Kenny Albert, Saints safety Isa Abdul-Quddus, Chris Mannix of Sports Illustrated & comedian Geno Bisconte!!**

    Not the worst guests in the world but certainly not the best.

    I'm stupidly optimistic the show will start improving. I'm holding out hope that the seat next to Artie will be vacant, or filled with someone, anyone, else.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Mostly friends of the show so I'm fearing the whole thing will be about what Bocchetti did during the break.
     
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    Am I the only one here who actually likes Geno Bisconte? He's kind of annoying but he puts effort into the show. I find him funny and he brings out the funny in Artie. I wish they didn't just toss him in for the last segment in Hour 3.
     
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    He's not bad. Hes not hilarious or anything, but he does try and he will actually insult ritchie and bocchetti. His standup is "edgier" than I thought too. In the scope of als guests, he's one of the better ones. I watched an older one with some bum-looking comedian with a red beard and hat who was on the whole show I think. He got ff but the part I saw nothing remotely funny was said. Compared to that guy, Geno is Mitch Hedberg
     
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    No word on a Dipaolo return?
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I don't think that was ever realistic. The channel guide said nick was on the show in thedescription, but that was prob a directv screwup (its been changed since).
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I'm not home yet-- is the show exactly the same as before break?
     
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    Apparently "Ashley Madison" are now friends of the show.:facepalm:
     
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    Wait Ashley Madison is the predominant sponsor? Does this mean no more shit bands via Guitar Center??
     
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    They are now broadcasting from the "Ashley Madison Studio"
     
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    Rofl what if instead of shitty bands they had people having affairs have sex in-studio using those Yankee/Giants beds.
     
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    Ritchie really bringing his A Game so far tonight.

    Holy shit, how is it possible that he got duller and slower? He sounds like he's coming off a three day ecstasy binge

    Wow, Retard just said Andrew Luck is best qb in nfl

    And it took 15 minutes into 2014's first show to turn gay.
     
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    [video=youtube;56KOVn_fxTI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56KOVn_fxTI[/video]
     
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    Hey, Ritchie caught Bocchetti using the cheat sheet. Granted, it was becoming abundantly clear that he was glancing down for the answers.

    As for Luck, I think he was trying to say he is the prototype for the modern NFL quarterback: laser accurate, rocket arm, good decision-making, perfect height/build (around 6'5", under 250), ability to move in the pocket and rush if necessary. Mostly, I think Ritchie is just riding the high of watching that comeback. I think the best way to measure a QB is their ability to raise their level of play in the play-offs like Eli and Brady. I think Rodgers is still the best all-around qb in the league.
     
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    Anyone else get negged from that bitch or is he just stalking me? I got in a whole thing with sammy and Lou Skunt because of you mother fucker lol Which name are you going to sign this time, why not your own?
     
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    Hah well what better way to incorporate the sponsors?
     
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    Yeah Ritchie was extra dull and monotonous; would think that someone would address this and maybe give him a few notes to work on: is he this mundane when he does games on whatever network or cable channel he did prior to this?
     
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    I've never seen somebody that thinks the business owes them something more than Mike. He's been a stand up in NYC for 22 years, he should have been a household name 10 years ago, maybe his stand up just isn't very good. I dunno I've only seen very little of it, I'll have to check it out.
     
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    Artie's Back(fat)
     
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    What an absurd statement. Ritchie is just being a Stanford homer.