Artie's Crush

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    This really has zero to do with Artie, other than he thought he could bang her for 5 minutes, so I apologize, but apparently Renee Zellweger is starring in The Jennifer Grey Story.

    http://gawker.com/here-are-some-pictures-of-renee-zellweger-1648827025

    It's remarkable. On the bright side, she's at least finally moderately attractive, as middle age starlets go.

    (I always found her fame inexplicable.)
     
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    Jennifer Grey as in the actress? :uscratch:
     
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    Come now, BY, surely you get the analogy?

    Okay. They both are now known for becoming unrecognizable after plastic surgery. It is widely thought to have killed Grey's career.
     
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    After Saturday night's special Artie should stop worrying about pussy anyway and sit down and write some new material, aw fuck it, Artie will still fall into a pit of shit and come out smelling like a rose
     
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    lol new material, whats that.
     
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    Yeh, maybe Bocchetti will write Artie some new shit lol
     
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    :doh:
     
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    Hotter chicks shopping at the local Krogers right now anywhere across America
     
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