arties ex dana knocked up by rapper baby jesus

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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    I thought that was ol dirty bastard....:dontknow:

    On a lighter note one of the twins fainted on the subway and is in the hospital:cheer:
     
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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Really??
    How did you hear this? (about Daner, not the Twins)
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    last nights nick and artie 3rd hour

    there is a picture of her on twatter...
     
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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Ah....haven't listened yet!
    Hmmmm - did Artie seem upset about it?
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    hell no they laughed...last night was a good show....i liked when that one baskeball player called back and tried to promote his dick enlarger pills and they wouldnt let him on......john sally that guy

    also rod from bayside got on francessa radio show and got off a big pop for the show
     
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    Where's the pics of Danar preggored? HAHA if true.. that'll teach her to fuck a blaek.
    All I found was a twitter account claiming to be her's, looks like she made lame attempts to contact David Spade and Lisa Lampinelli as "Artie's girlfriend". :facepalm:
    http://twitter.com/dcironi

    Artie's better off without her, she just seems to be an attention whore.
     
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    I've always liked Dana, but she did only start dating Artie in the first place because he is famous, then I think she developed true feelings for him and they were a great couple.

    Too bad Artie had to completely fuck it up
     
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    Back to the Twins, I can't believe they are riding the subway.. yikes. I wonder how many guys have had the pleasure of dry humping them when its packed. :jj:
     
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    Yeah, it was a strong move shooting down a top 10 guest. Fuck Salley..................he pulled that shit before. Time to get off CPT, mofo! He's treating the shit like it's a joke and Artie's not having any of it. I love it.

    I also love how Nick gets Artie's back. If Artie "goes there", Nick invariably follows. They are true bros.

    And the show didn't miss a beat: Nick read some bizarro news stories and they riffed on that, they took a call from the lovely Jennifer from Naples, and politely goofed on the fact that Dana got knocked up by a rapper who goes by the name of "Baby Jesus".

    WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THIS SHOW?!?!?!?

    two things astonish me:

    how much better this show is than the Stern show

    how there aren't two other people in the country that can put together a funny sportsy radio show.....................shouldn't the airwaves be littered with stuff like this? Simmons isn't funny, or even interesting, really................and neither is Dan Patrick. And those are the two "top" guys!

    WTF?!?
     
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    Wahh, it's hot in the subway, wahhhhhhhh! Now they guys are going to get all sentimental about them, though it was funny how Nick's first thought when he heard the news was about how it would affect him and Artie. Sunday Gravy doesn't heat itself up.

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    Gramma Caprio must be rolling over in her grave now that the Daner got knocked up by a blaeck..
     
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    Dana's got an eggplant in the oven. :jj: :brotha:

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    BethsZygote says it also doesn't bode well for her future employment chances.

    :nono:
     
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    Or a husband, who the hell wants a middle aged woman with a bastard black kid. :jj:
     
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    Baby Jesus isn't black.
    Her baby Jesus is this guy above from - some crappy NJ metal band called Shat.
    She was on Chaunce's show talking about him.
     
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    it would be so great if Dana has a Wesley Snipes baby
     
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    Wesley can used a tax deduction
     
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    here's the video of Chaunce's interview, she doesn't come across good in this video. Go to 47 min & she talks about Baby Jesus.

    [video=youtube;A8Ui3RNaFWY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Ui3RNaFWY[/video]
     
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    in 5 years,

    Dana:

    "Little Jabooki-Shamaio, I want to introduce you to your Uncle Artie. Artie, will you stop stabbing yourself in the legs long enough to say hello to your almost-son?"
     
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