Arties excuse for being out..

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by jaceson, Mar 27, 2014.

  1. jaceson

    jaceson Member

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    Strep Throat
    stomach bug
    the sugars

    Am I missing any??
     
  2. Dicky

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    Chest pains perhaps.
     
  3. ronaldjacobs123

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    *Makes up unnecessary detailed excuse in order to make it believable* -Artie Lange
     
  4. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    i feel like tonight's will be food poisoning with a slight chance of car trouble
     
  5. ilovebacon

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    chronic flu :rolleye:
     
  6. release

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    Caught in a blizzard.
     
  7. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Hey Gary-This is Artie-cough/cough. I'm not coming into day, I got a fever. Sorry man, I'll try to make it in tomorrow. If I'm not in tomorrow, definitely on Monday. -Something like that
     
  8. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    @falatoradio Hi, I'm Artie's demographic... Have we met?A broadway actress on tonight??? Please tell me you're not responsible for this


    [​IMG]daniel falato@falatoradio 1h
    @JPG52911649 I cancelled the show just for you !
    Hide conversation

    JPG@JPG52911649 11m
    @falatoradio ok thx. bring nick back, fire bocchetti, and never turn ritchie's mic on again and i won't bother you anymore.


    JPG@JPG52911649 10m
    @falatoradio also, let's cool it with the girl code "comedians." No more part-time bus driver comedians either.


    JPG@JPG52911649 8m
    @falatoradio No guest is always better than unknown, unfunny comics and unknown,uninteresting actors. I'll be looking forward to my changes!


    daniel falato@falatoradio 7m
    @JPG52911649 @falatoradio it's like the voice of God talking to me !
     
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  9. release

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    So fallatio has a twitter now.

    And they haven't addressed last night's (03/26) canceled show yet on 03/27.
     
  10. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    lol making up a bs lie about being sick is too much effort for the show now too?
     
  11. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    It is truly amazing how they have no respect for their audience. You can't just not have a show (last minute) and then make no mention of it whatsoever. It's like when they take a week off and make no mention of it in the weeks leading up to it. They just don't care what we think.
     
  12. kev

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    It's pretty fucking irritating to hear Artie go on about how much he loves the fans on twitter and stuff and then pretty much turn his back on them when it comes to the show.
     
  13. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    So of all the things to pick from the Stern playbook, they chose "never give away when you'll be out, never identify a rerun, the listeners are stupid sheep, easy to fool and gullible and malleable."

    However, to be fair, Artie has in the past "given away" that vacations were coming up. So while this sucks, it's still not as bad as Stern. Besides, what the heck are they going to say? I'd really prefer them to ignore the absence than bullshit us yet again, personally.

    "Artie's out sick" just makes us mad.

    The silence is more damning and more truthful.
     
  14. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I like watching artie bs about it. it's also fun to see ritchie, falato and shane try to hide their grins