Artie's Jeter Story: comic's ID revealed

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  1. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Artie keeps repeating this story about a very famous comedian he knows and Derek Jeter, yankees shortstop and immortal coxman, picking up 10 chicks at a club in NY. Bringing the chicks to Jeters apt, 3 of the chicks going to jeter's bedroom with and the other 7 chicks waiting to go in next and paying absolutely no attention to the comedian. Artie goes on to say it's a very famous comedian and if u ever heard the name u would be surprised because he's known and capable of getting women.

    Artie REFUSES to say the name. On 11.4 on his podcast he did let out a hint: "think of his last name and climbing"





    It's Chris Rock.
     
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    kev Well-Known Member

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    How long were you mulling that one over?
     
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    No way the broads aren't going to give a consolation prize to Chris Rock, unless you're talking "Boyz n the Hood" Chris Rock -- but Jeter was a nobody then, too.
     
  5. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he's a stage savant. If Rock isn't on a stage saying his prewritten material he can't do shit not even get shrapnel pussy
     
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    You know this story took place in Arties head right? He is a compulsive liar.
     
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    Death Smack Active Member

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    True. Artie heard it from a guy that heard it from a guy that heard it from one of the 10 girls
     
  8. Habsfan

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    Chris Rock is famous and rich enough to get any club whore wet. I call bullshit on that looser Artie
     
  9. Gogol Boobdello

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    maybe Joe Buck asks Jeter if it is true on Premiere episode on Nov 18th ?? :dunno:

     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    lol