Arties New Movie Trailer

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  1. shockingmary

    shockingmary New Member Banned User

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    THE KARATE GOOMBAH Starring Artie Lange

    [video=youtube_share;RJccWMElv70]http://youtu.be/RJccWMElv70[/video]
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Artie needs a writer or twelve.
     
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    I'll look for it in the WalMart bargain bin
     
  4. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Watched the whole thing. WTF is wrong with me?
     
  5. MrWarmth

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    He really should have plunged the knife in all the way
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Fucking awful. Artie needs to stay away from these horrible jew "film makers".

    Good shot though Artie. :jj:
     
  7. Dick Gozinya

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    Voluntarily?
     
  8. Dick Gozinya

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    I found myself over a minute into it when I realized I was just watching it to see Artie so I skipped ahead and saw five seconds of him (wax on, wax off). Then quickly bailed. :jj:

    This can't be real, can it?
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Uh no, it's a "joke trailer". Problem is it sucks. If it was for real it would be 1000 times worse.
     
  10. beetlejosh

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    Oscar caliber shit right there. :coffee:
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Wtf?
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Up and to the left. Up and to the left.
     
  14. ZeroZed

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    Best line (when they bust into what I assume is SFN): "This must be faggot headquarters."
     
  15. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Now that's funny. Sweep John Daniel's leg.
     
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    baby booie Active Member

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    c'mon, it wasn't that bad, better than beer league that's for sure, I couldn't make it all they way through that piece of shit
     
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    :jj:

    Latest video comment:
    "Whoever made this video should smash their camera on the ground and light it on fire. You wouldn't know comedy if it crawled up your ass. And Artie, stay away from these fruits."
     
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    The broad was pretty hot though..
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I lol'd. I'm sure if it were a real movie it would be tedious, but the fake trailer was good.
     
  20. killallposers

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    we're gonna need a bigger knife.