Artie's Uncontrollable Laughter

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  1. DBo

    DBo New Member Banned User

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    One of the things I miss most about the show were the moments where all Artie could do is wheeze. Absolutely epic.

    Post your favorite "Artie loses it" moments:
    [video=youtube;b32SIk8GEms]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b32SIk8GEms[/video]
    [video=youtube;F9P8KOo65wE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9P8KOo65wE[/video]

    Were these on or off the heroin? I'm thinking the second clip with the sunglasses.. he was probably on something.
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    great :) Love Artie.
     
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    That initial HPM segment where Mike revealed he would go to Disney and Madonna concerts alone was fucking epic, Artie quite literally nearly passed out from continuous guffawing
     
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    Can't find it, but this is when HPM went to the movies with Richard's wife during the Superbowl:
    [video=youtube;cofUybyEOrk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cofUybyEOrk[/video]
     
  5. BethsPetPsychic

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    I was reading a book yesterday and came across the word "ossified", which made me think of Artie using the phrase "ossified drunk" with alarming regularity. Slightly off-topic, but it's the best I've got right now.
     
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    that clip makes me soooo sad..wow things have changed in just a few years

    does anyone remember laughter?
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    Artie to Robin.."fuck you you skinny bitch". :jj:
     
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    "Right Howard, because it would be absurd to think he's gay" haha nice upload sir
     
  9. jgard

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    HPM I think got off on all of that shit w/ Artie, dude can't even buy his way onto the air anymore, unless of course dildos are being chucked at him while he cries his eyes out to a poignant Lady Gaga performance
     
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    This thread has been done so many times. Artie's departure from the shore was the last nail in the coffin for this show. I haven't laughed out loud at Howard's show since Artie left.
     
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    One last thing: in one of the insanely great Artie vs HPM fights Mike comes out and makes a scathing inference about Art's sister, I think it was like that either she's just fucked a bunch of dudes in general or was it more in-depth and that she had fucked Stern Show-related peop or fans (probablu that she was just slutty in general but thatd be great if he was saying she fucked fans or even staffers)
     
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    HPM was one of my favorite's there. Just an incredibly nice dude. If you were to work in an environment where it's encouraged to be heard by hundreds of thousands of people, wouldn't you also do everything in your power to get on the air? Surprisingly, though, HPM never seemed to push himself on air like some others tried. Not that they can do that anymore, anyway, though...
     
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    [video=youtube;EJNc4DT3tZ0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJNc4DT3tZ0[/video]

    Artie's cracking-up kicks in at around the 6min mark but the whole clip is good.


    "Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly" sends Artie over the edge.
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    I never get tired of it. I love all the threads where they lose it including Howard's.
     
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    I think Richard and sal suffered big time when Artie left. There were some old calls and bits that weren't outrageously funny, but it would hit Artie the right way or he would just laugh at how stupid the bit was. That'd get everyone else going. Now all we have is robin who laughs after every word and fake laugh Fred who only chuckles when Howard does.
     
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    I miss the epic battles between Artie and Crazy Alice. I miss Alice more than Artie TBH. She was a loose cannon, precisely why we rarely hear from her. "FUCK YOU gay Howard!"
     
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    HOWARD HOWARD HOWARD HOWARD HOWARD [​IMG]
     
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    Me too. I just think the amount of times you see this topic is a huge indication of when the show finally died.
     
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    I loved it when Artie would wheeze and do that high-pitched laugh, it got infectious and Howard and Robin would lose their shit, too. They finally weren't fake laughing, but really laughing. Better days...
     
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    I had to keep wiping my eyes listening to his laugh. That was back when Howard REALLY laughed