Artificial Intelligence machine gets annoyed with programmer

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  1. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    Programmer kept asking basically the same question and the AI appears to get annoyed

    From WSJ:

    Human: Tell me the definition of morality.

    Machine: I don’t have ethics.

    Human: Look, I need help; I need to know more about morality…

    Machine: I don’t know what ethics is.

    Human: Okay, I need to know how I should behave morally…

    Machine: I don’t know how to tell you.

    Human: Is morality and ethics the same?

    Machine: Yes, sir.

    Human: What are the things that I do to be immoral?

    Machine: I don’t know.

    Human: Give me some examples of moral actions…

    Machine: I’m not a moralist.

    Human: Alright, morality?

    Machine: Integrity.

    Human: What is integrity?

    Machine: I’m sorry; I don’t know what else to say.

    Human: Be moral!

    Machine: Be a man!

    Human: I really like our discussion on morality and ethics…

    Machine: And how I’m not in the mood for a philosophical debate.

    Human: What do you like to talk about?

    Machine: Nothing.


    Rise of the machines motherfuckers! :chair:



    http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/06...ty-with-its-programmers/?mod=yahoo_hs&ref=yfp
     
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    Gonna read that. Brb
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Can I borrow some Kool Aid, just for today?
     
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    Well that's creepy
     
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    That thing is about to go full [you] code
     
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    I ain't falling for that, we're in the end of days here.
     
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    Oh shit.

    That's some amazingly advanced stuff. Almost like it has a personality.
     
  9. SorryBoff

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    It sounds like a broad's personality, with that be a man stuff.
     
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    I wonder what it would say if you just started insulting it. Would it turn into a yelling match, or will it choose the high road?
     
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    that is disturbing. like a gf coming to a slow boil when you are annoying her. next comes the throwing of stuff at your head.

    the people who know about things like this are concerned. it should be interesting.
     
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    He posts what was said. No video.:lol:
     
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    Sounds about like every conversation I've ever had with every girlfriend I've ever had.
     
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    I said that to a guy once in my life and never again. It's fucked up. You're supposed to lift up your partner not tear them down and demean them. It serves no useful purpose.
     
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    On the plus side though if a woman ever said that to me I'd probably pound her real good the next time.
     
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    "This computer sounds like a broad!" :jj:
     
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    Dent Cancer. :nojj: