As a general rule, do you read while you poop?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Apr 3, 2013.

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Poop reading

Poll closed Sep 28, 2014.
  1. Yes, of course

    95.2%
  2. No, I'm gross

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    As a general rule, do you read while you poop?
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    No.
     
  3. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i poop while i read
     
  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    This is a public poll.

    You have been warned.
     
  5. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I post while I poop.
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I don't understand the poll.
    Should I be pooping?
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    My shitter also serves a a library. Fuck all those fucks who think bathroom reading material is full of shit. I go in...my hands are clean...I read, shit, put the reading material down and the finish my business, then clean my hands. At NO time did my hands touch my ass before, or after my reading session.

    :owned:
     
  8. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    No, no more poop plz.
     
  9. DogStar69

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    Not so much read as look thru things such as store circulars and such as.
     
  10. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    oh, didn't know all of that before.
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Currently reading Brain Droppings by George Carlin.
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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  13. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Fuck yeah
     
  14. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    I get in, shit, wipe, get out.

    Takes me less than 5 minutes.
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Then how do you learn things through reading?
     
  16. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    hangin on the interwebz


    Speaking of shit....what was that I just saw on Jimmy Fallon?

    anybody else see that?
     
  17. DogStar69

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    You should wash your hands. :derp:
     
  18. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I use a turd as a bookmark
     
  19. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    So you just sit there and stare at the wall for five minutes?
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    I'm going to read a section in my Wine For Dummies.