As a general rule, do you read while you poop?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Apr 3, 2013.

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Poop reading

Poll closed Sep 28, 2014.
  1. Yes, of course

    95.2%
  2. No, I'm gross

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG

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    As a general rule, do you read while you poop?
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    No.
     
  3. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i poop while i read
     
  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG

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    This is a public poll.

    You have been warned.
     
  5. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I post while I poop.
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    I don't understand the poll.
    Should I be pooping?
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    My shitter also serves a a library. Fuck all those fucks who think bathroom reading material is full of shit. I go in...my hands are clean...I read, shit, put the reading material down and the finish my business, then clean my hands. At NO time did my hands touch my ass before, or after my reading session.

    :owned:
     
  8. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG

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    No, no more poop plz.
     
  9. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Dawg Shed Artist 2010 OG VIP

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    Not so much read as look thru things such as store circulars and such as.
     
  10. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG

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    oh, didn't know all of that before.
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Currently reading Brain Droppings by George Carlin.
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Fuck yeah
     
  14. FunnyFarm2

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    I get in, shit, wipe, get out.

    Takes me less than 5 minutes.
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    Then how do you learn things through reading?
     
  16. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    hangin on the interwebz


    Speaking of shit....what was that I just saw on Jimmy Fallon?

    anybody else see that?
     
  17. DogStar69

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    You should wash your hands. :derp:
     
  18. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I use a turd as a bookmark
     
  19. Gwarn1

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    So you just sit there and stare at the wall for five minutes?
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    I'm going to read a section in my Wine For Dummies.