Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Apr 3, 2013.
As a general rule, do you read while you poop?
i poop while i read
This is a public poll.
You have been warned.
I post while I poop.
I don't understand the poll.
Should I be pooping?
My shitter also serves a a library. Fuck all those fucks who think bathroom reading material is full of shit. I go in...my hands are clean...I read, shit, put the reading material down and the finish my business, then clean my hands. At NO time did my hands touch my ass before, or after my reading session.
No, no more poop plz.
Not so much read as look thru things such as store circulars and such as.
oh, didn't know all of that before.
Currently reading Brain Droppings by George Carlin.
I get in, shit, wipe, get out.
Takes me less than 5 minutes.
Then how do you learn things through reading?
hangin on the interwebz
Speaking of shit....what was that I just saw on Jimmy Fallon?
anybody else see that?
You should wash your hands.
I use a turd as a bookmark
So you just sit there and stare at the wall for five minutes?
I'm going to read a section in my Wine For Dummies.