As far as Mother's Day goes...

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    If I didn't come out of your cooze or I'm not trying to stick it in your cooze I don't really give a fuck about wishing you a Happy Mother's Day. :hw:
     
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    Post pics of your mom. I need to beat off
     
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  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I'm trying to recruit someone to bang her. I guarantee her tittays are way bigger than your jew gf's.
     
  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    She got them mable king whoppers huh?
     
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  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Naw, she has a hot tight 73yo body. You'd have a field day.
     
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    I'd throw her a bone. The jew ain't putting out yet
     
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    My mom is dust. :bigcry:
     
  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I'll probably put a pistol in my mouth when my momma goes. :console:
     
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    Parents are the root of all evil
     
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    Mine too... :depressed:
     
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    :pickme:
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You would be the coolest step-dad ever.
     
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    She showed me her dad's two bad ass airplanes. I was going to take a pic to show you but then said fuck it
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    that'll do
     
  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Are you really giving up already?