As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

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  1. God

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    That was a good show!
     
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    I remember when that episode aired. I nearly laughed my guts out.
     
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    can swans fly?
     
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    Bailey was fucking smokin' hot....Loni Anderson is a cunt.
     
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    Fucking classic!!!

    Fuck the other chick ws so hot


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    Hands down the funniest thing that was ever on TV..........Les Nessman's on the scene description as the chopper flew over and they threw out the Turkey's..
    "The turkey's seemed to have gathered.......And are mounting a counter attack!!!"
     
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    Agreed!!
     
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    I had a stroke!!!
     
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    Bailey > Jennifer

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    Actually turkeys can fly. Not far or high, but they can. It's a really weird noise too.
     
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    How does the saying go ? I would drag my dick through a mile of glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
     
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    This is the best sitcom episode ever...period. You cannot argue nor improve on it. Theatre of the mind. too bad Mr. carlson ended up fondling Arnold and Dudley
     
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    Yes. They fly in V formation like wild geese.
     
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    That's true. We have a lot of wild turkeys up this way and when my dog tries to catch them, they take off like big lumbering B-52s.

    Peacocks can also fly a bit...
     
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    Yup. Each winter I have wild turkey come around to eat bird seed that falls off the bird feeder. Of course I feed them too. Anyway I've seen these fatso's fly up to the shed roof. Can't fly more than that, but they get by.
    They come in a pack, males and females. But for two winters in a row these two large males are always alone/together. They're really friendly and only show up not w/ the others. I feed them and they come pretty close.
    Also in the pond a Heron loves to land and eat the fish... huge fuckers who look amazing when they fly.
     
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    I've seen wild turkeys fly through the woods. I'm not sure how far they can fly, but it's a decent distance.
     
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    Classic episode, and here's another vote for Bailey. She was hot hot hot. She looked so much more "gettable" than Jennifer as well. Girl next door and all that.
    Would have liked to see more of her in later films/shows.
     
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