As I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis charged with attempting to hire hit man

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  1. Ryan Lever

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    updated 3:46 AM EDT, Wed May 8, 2013
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    Tim Lambesis is a founder of the band As I Lay Dying.

    (CNN) -- The lead singer of the metal band As I Lay Dying was arrested Tuesday and charged with attempting to hire a hit man, the San Diego County Sheriff's Department said.
    Authorities said Tim Lambesis tried to contract an undercover detective to kill his estranged wife. He is charged with solicitation of another to commit murder.
    A message for the band's representative was not immediately returned.
    As I Lay Dying was nominated in 2008 for a Grammy Award for best metal performance. They have released seven studio albums and a live CD, according to their website.

    :facepalm:

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    Ryan "GOT DAMN THIS NIGGERCUM TASTES GREAT!" Lever
     
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    If lever took an IQ test he would likely be required to wear a hard hat whenever he left the house, for his own safety
     
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    Sent your daughter any money or food lately, loser?
     
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    Can you imagine the level of a mind that listens to heavy metal?
     
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    :coffee:
     
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    how do Ryan Lever's daughter's balls taste bro?
     
  9. Oderus

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    Lever, do you have the Howard TV episode with the big tittied chick Kelsey? If not, could you steal it and repost it for your own monetary gain on youtube so I can watch it for free and not line the pockets of the media moguls that are corrupting America for profit?

    Thanks.
     
  10. Ryan Lever

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    Shut the fuck up
     
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    Lever is such a pathetic loser.

    what a waste of a life.
     
  13. banksy

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    he isn't legally obligated to pay any child support though

    so it's all good :up:
     
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    You got my hopes up, I was hoping you lay dying.
     
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    Rumor has it that Lever tried to hire a crackhead to kill his daughter :sad:
     
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  17. banksy

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    looks like you're hard at work

    trying to rescue your daughter

    you're horrible.
     
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    no, serious. I'd really like to see it. :D
     
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    Ryan. What is your daughter's name? Do you even know it?
     
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    :cwl:

    this dizzy broad is all "OMG"

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