as soon as i see jay mohr is in a movie or show, i know it's gonna suck balls

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    let's face it...jay mohr isn't anyone's first, second, or even third choice of actor to cast for any given part.

    the guy is a clown.
     
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    "you know who'd be perfect for this part? jay mohr," said no one ever.

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    "quick! get jay mohr's agent on the phone!"

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  5. Harry Gibbs

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    i've always admired his thick, lustrous hair but i never could understand why it starts halfway across the top of his head.

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    His wife knows as soon as she wakes up and sees Jay Mohr, it's gonna be a shitty day.
     
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    the older he gets, the cuter he ain't.

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    Yeah, he pretty muck kills everything he is in

    like dead kills, not nails it kills
     
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    He is horrible. He has a very punchable face like Ben Afleck and that cunty smirk. Hi dink! :bong:
     
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    Jay's mom knew as soon as his first inch of skin came outta her when he was being born, he was gonna suck.

    He was born feet first.
     
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    Its nice to see him married to this thing....

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    :facepalm: glazed over dopey look.
     
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    Holy shit
     
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    Except for that one Chappell Show episode.
     
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    She was prime. Fucking prime.

    See what happens when you touch Jay Mohr's peepee?
     
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    Oh wow, she looks like his mom. :jj:
     
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    Lol thought the thread was about John Mayer. But yeah Jay sucks too
     
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    What the fuck is that? :worried:
     
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