As the sun sets on Howard's failure.. what have we learned today?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, May 15, 2012.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I learned Howard was right.. like he use to tell the Napoleon Dynamite kid , if you are lucky enough to find something that works and pays money

    milk that shit into the ground and don't be stupid and fuck your money maker up ....

    America didn't give a shit about Howard and his loyal fans now think he is a sell out douche bag



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  2. Tans Lover

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    It will take a lot of piss to put out that fire on the bridge.
     
  3. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Still too early, but I am optimistic. :c
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    never too early ... cheap shots are fun...

    and fuck him if he makes a 2 million share tonight..
     
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    If the ratings for AGT don't improve, Howard's negotiating position for any future contracts has been severely damaged. His biggest bargaining chip has always been his supposed millions of intensely loyal fans who will follow him anywhere and make any project an instant success. Most of us have known for years that it wasn't true any more, now the myth has been exposed. If his fanbase still cared about him they would have produced record high ratings for AGT, no matter what was on the other channels or whether they were regular TV viewers.
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    NBC should have asked for a hard copy of HowardTV viewers.. there is a reason Howard never talks about those numbers, and not some made up
    xm pretend listeners
     
  7. MissKitty

    MissKitty Meow

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    Since AGT came in third last night maybe we won't have to listen to AGT talk on Wed to the extent we did today.
     
  8. koclem

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    :backlol::backlol:
     
  9. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    :leaf:
     
  10. HowardsPrenup

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    He has come full circle. Destroyed everything he built, and made a complete ass of himself in the process. We have 1994-2008 years though, give or take.
     
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    It peaked with Elliot Offen. Elliot could host that shit show. Howard met his equal who had a chromosome or two on him. They looked alike too. Right?!
     
  12. Isobel

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    NBC and the producers of AGT failed not Howie. He is still getting a fat paycheck unfortunately. I don't think he cares about anything else at this point in his career.
     
  13. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Karma's a bitch.
     
  14. Racerx969

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    I can't tell who the joke is on at this point. Most of the time I think it's me.
     
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    I learned Karma's a bitch, and things will only get worse for him.
     
  16. Time Bandit

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    the show is shit...circus clowns and plate spinners..
    the aerosmith guy is ten times better than leatherneck..fail to the nuggh degree
     
  17. Xenugears

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    Please, somebody in America give him a chance!
     
  18. HooHoo

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    Yeah.. "20 million listeners.." every time I hear that I laugh till I need air.

    One cardinal rule I learned a long time ago: Always beware of big round numbers. They're always bullshit.
     
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    This. Howard may not be killing where comedy is concerned, but he's killing where it counts. Hard to laugh at a guy who hardly does a damn thing and is the highest paid entertainer. A half dozen days a month shooting the shit on his show and judging a silly talent contest gets him about $100M this year. We can laugh at him all we want, but he's the one laughing all the way to the bank. :facepalm:
     
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    this. and fuck.