As we begin 2016 I am reclaiming my virginity.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Jan 1, 2016.

  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    Until I find a chick who will let me stick it in.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    so until noon?
     
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    IDK. The only two chicks who will have sex with me right now are certifiable nut jobs and fire crotch isn't falling for the bullshit anymore. :bigcry:
     
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  5. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    How'd you manage to wrestle your virginity back from the dude who took it?
     
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  6. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    Very funny, faggot. Go fuck yourself.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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  8. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    That's real mature, gwart.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    :beer: