As You Guys Get Older,Do You Find Yourself Getting More Gasious?

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  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    Im gonna be 44 in a couple of months and i notice the last few months im farting non stop....:cheer:
     
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    I get that way because I eat mexican food everyday.

    I was going to have a pizza for dinner, but I changed my mind. I'm going Carne Asada burrito and a chicken taco. :cheer:
     
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    you need to figure out what makes you fart and stop eating that.


    or eat more of it depending on your goals.
     
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    No.
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    I had a burritto:cheer:
     
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    I don't think it has anything to do with age, just what you eat.
     
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    its everything i eat...normally im a pretty healthy eater,i eat my veggies and fruits and opt for the whole wheat over white breads and bagels and such,i dont drink anymore,which i noticed has positively changed the quality of my cable......
     
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    im 22 but my digestion is completely shot
     
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    i happen to have a burrito tonite cuz theres a good place that delivers by where im working tonite...
     
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    I dont touch any kind of fast food...mabye twice a year ill get a wendys spicy chicken sammich,no mayo...
     
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    All I know for sure is my metabolism ain't what it used to be....Plus, I used to be able to eat anything, with tons of hot sauce, and greasy as fuck, but my tummy is not so happy about that anymore....and yes, my flatulence has become more "prolific", but diet is prolly a big factor...
     
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    well that sucks.

    i'll bet it's something that you usually eat but don't think of as giving you farts because it never did before. i have a few foods like that. it sucks having to cut out stuff you like.

    i'm burping just thinking of buttered scallions. :bigcry:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    can someone give me a few positive reps? I feel I've been the victim of a witch hunt.
     
  14. Mur

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    I think you get less gaseous and more likely to shit your pants as you get older.
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i hear ya...i definitly cant eat fried foods like i used to
     
  16. sstressed

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    anybody who gives you positive rep will get neg reps from me. :beer:

    are you and salafi related? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
     
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    negged for begging
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    No, that dude's a bigger faggot than you, and that's saying something.
     
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    i'm old but i look at a typical 70 year old and think man, i don't know if i want to get that old.

    i want to go with a hooka and a hooker in my arms.
     
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    :jj: