WTF Ashley Madison adds new high tech security to protect its members.... -giggle-

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Never mind that it was their members names that were leaked all over the internet... but hey you can choose from a black or brown little mask.... now good luck finding the 2 real female members on that site .....







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    Ashley Madison's infamous hack last summer exposed millions of cheaters, so the infidelity dating site rolled out a new security feature this week: Masks.

    If you want to remain anonymous on the site, Ashley Madison will now let you add a mask to your profile picture.

    "We respect your need for discretion so we've added some tools to keep your identity a secret," reads a special box on Ashley Madison's new profile page. "Upload a new photo and you will have the option to crop it and add a mask!"

    The new "discreet photo" tool lets you choose from two different masks (black or brown), a black bar that covers your eyes, or four different degrees of blurring. The tool uses face recognition software to determine where to place the mask on your photo.



    After the hack, the company assured its members that it worked hard to tighten its security protocols. But given the severity of the attack, masks don't quite seem to be the solution Ashley Madison subscribers were looking for.

    Yet Ashley Madison claims that its ranks are growing, and cheaters continued to use the site more than ever -- even though 32 million of its members' identities were revealed in the massive data breach this summer.

    At the time of the hack, Ashley Madison said it had 39 million members. The website now says it hasmore than 43 million members, according to a rolling count on its homepage. But that number is not easily confirmed.
     
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    Fucking idiots.
     
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  3. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I fucking love that the Duggar kid from 209 kids and counting got caught on this site
    after all the mind fuckery and religious bull shit his family spewed on their show.
     
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    binhphuocngu Well-Known Member

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    Yea.That mask is so safe and secure.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    43,000,000 dudes and 50 chicks..
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    I was pretty upset when I found out my girlfriend had 764,738 boyfriends.
     
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    That was so great. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Sloppyjoe Wearer of Russian hats and steroids connoisseur Gold

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    seems legit
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Is that a goof?

    Hell, they should have consulted with me. I hear these work really well to keep 'tangs on the down low:

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    Or if white isn't your color, try this:

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  11. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Husband works with a guy who has met chicks on there. I didn't believe it, but the guy has actually met up with them and they are legit women.
     
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    al pacinos baby Well-Known Member

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    It's a little too late for that shit.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    That site is still in business?! :jj:
     
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    Investors must have pulled out (excuse the pun)
     
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    He was getting sued by Porn Whore Danica Dillon for messing her up during rough sex that he paid for after he supposedly met her at some strip club. Then last week she dropped the case against him and didnt offer any explanation.


    Maybe Wife Is A Whore has some insight to this. Would be greatly appreciated.

    —GP
     
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  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    the women:ninjapop:

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  17. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    and finished on another websites face
     
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    I'm sure he would have if he was hooking up with guys. Those religious loons are probably blaming the wife for not satisfying her husband.
     
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    Exactly. Who cares if your identity is private if all you're talking to is artificial intelligence? Privacy isn't the problem. The fact there's no fucking women on the site is a problem.
     
  20. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Dudes are still joining that site? :jj: